Title: "The Spoiler-free Life of Lance Dragonite and Redon"
Characters:
- Lance Dragonite
- Redon
- Rabid One Piece Fans (Fan 1, Fan 2, Fan 3, etc.)
Scene: Lance Dragonite and Redon's cozy living room, with posters of One Piece scattered around.
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[The scene opens with Lance Dragonite and Redon enjoying a cup of tea.]
Lance Dragonite: (sipping tea) Ah, this is nice, Redon. A peaceful evening without any spoilers or hints to worry about.
Redon: (nodding) Indeed, Lance. We've retired from the spoiler business to live a quiet life.
[The doorbell rings, and they open it to find several rabid One Piece fans.]
Fan 1: (excitedly) Lance, you're holding a red cup! Does that mean Luffy will fight a dragon in the next arc?
Lance Dragonite: (confused) Uh, no, it's just a cup...
Fan 2: (pointing) Redon, you blinked three times in a row! Does that mean the Straw Hats are recruiting three new members?
Redon: (blinking) No, I just had something in my eye...
[Fans keep misinterpreting every mundane action. Lance Dragonite adjusts his glasses, and they think it's a hint about a new character with glasses joining the crew. Redon accidentally drops a fork, and they believe it's a sign of a character's tragic demise.]
Fan 3: (frantic) Redon, you turned off the lights! Is the next island in One Piece a dark, mysterious place?
Redon: (sighs) I just wanted to conserve energy...
[The fans keep bombarding them with questions and assumptions about One Piece.]
Fan 4: (pointing at Lance Dragonite's shoes) Yellow shoes? Sunny will get a yellow paint job!
Lance Dragonite: (laughs) No, I just like bright colors.
[As the chaos escalates, Lance Dragonite and Redon try to escape to their backyard.]
Redon: (whispering) Lance, let's garden to relax.
[They start planting flowers, but the fans are watching closely.]
Fan 5: (whispering to others) They're planting "rose" flowers! It's definitely a hint about the Revolutionary Army!
Lance Dragonite: (facepalms) Those are just regular roses!
[Finally, they've had enough.]
Lance Dragonite: (firmly) Listen, everyone, we're not giving any hints or spoilers anymore. We're just living our lives.
Fan 6: (disappointed) Are you sure?
Redon: (nodding) Positive.
[The fans slowly disperse, disappointed but respecting their wishes.]
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[With the fans gone, Lance Dragonite and Redon can finally enjoy their peaceful, spoiler-free life.]
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