chad tiger: when given WG protection and support, the warlords are often tempted to abuse their power and start oppressing civilians for personal gain. this is a problem. i'm a chad so obviously i'm going to fix the problem by getting rid of these ruffians altogether
red poodle: i'm always telling everyone i hate all pirates and criminals. but i'm a hypocrite and only care about appearances so i don't actually want to get rid of
these pirates!
chad tiger: it's a real shame i don't really care what you want, innit?
red poodle: just you wait! i'm going to throw a tantrum in front of the five geezers who have zero respect for me!!! that'll show you!!!
chad tiger: where's your desk? well? where's the desk? oh THERE'S the desk, good boy, found the desk!
red poodle:
*whimper*