The Conundrum
There lived two boys in the Kingdom of Weebs: No Lynch and Lynch. They weren’t brothers but best friends who lived in peace together. No Lynch was tall and athletic, taking part in many varsity sports as a starter. Lynch was of average height. What he lacked in athleticism, he made it up for in brains. The kid was a wizard. An absolute mastermind in school. 36 ACT, 1600 SAT, 4.0 GPA taking nothing but AP and IB classes. These two were a world of difference apart but close friends until one day when the Mafia Players attacked.
No Lynch and Lynch walked side-by-side together on a gravel road on their way to school. And then out of thin air, two men appeared and sacked the two friends, proceeding to shove them in the back of a van. Then it disappeared as if it was never there.
Lynch and No Lynch awoke to bright shining lights. They were in an arena, sitting on chairs with their backs to each other. They looked around and saw many people surrounding the arena staring at them.
“Are you sure these are only options?”
“Yep. Can’t better than this.”
“I’d rather have the host.”
“Mate, lynch the host, and we’re fucked. Have you seen your role? Cause I haven’t. All I see is a mother fucking question mark and my wincon. These hosts are some absolute bastards. Lynch them and the game is probably over.”
“Alright, alright. In that case, let’s take Lynch then. He’s a smart fella, will provide us with some information.”
“Nah, fam. Look at this shit. It’s D0 instead of D1. No roles. Color routes to choose from. Clearly some fuckery is amiss. No Lynch is the best route.”
“What the fuck? I did not spend 130 pages to No Lynch! Ludicrous! If you want to get some actual progress done, we need a Lynch, obviously!”
“Yeah, but this game is clearly different from the normal ones. We gotta be creative. No Lynch is the safest route.”
“You need to look at the calculations. Just based on pure numbers, Lynch is the best choice.”
“We doing math in here? I sleep.”
“No, you’re wrong, and here’s why.
Rambles about why No Lynch is the best option.“
“WE DID NOT JUST SPEND 2 DAYS TALKING ABOUT GOD KNOWS WHAT IN THIS THREAD TO ONLY NO LYNCH!”
A No Lynch has occurred.
Night 0 starts.
You have 24 hours to submit actions (if any).