Thatguy and ThatWife divorce thread

[ThatGuy]

Not even a miracle could save your miserable ass

Honestly it probably would

Probably? I have to admit that I don't remember anything. I'm sorry

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Probably? I have to admit that I don't remember anything. I'm sorry

It would definitely help your case. Now's a good time as ever to throw @ThatSlut under the bus!

 

[ThatWife]

If you couldn't even convince a jury you deserve custody, how do you expect to make these people believe you're actually insane

Don't forget, the jury is not done with you yet!

 

[Roronoa-sama]

Cry! Did you really think your micro penis could satisfy me for long?!

@ThatSlut isn't agree

 

[ThatWife]

@ThatSlut isn't agree

@ThatSlut is a freak who will do kind of man! You know she's got some sick fetishes in her head

 

[Owl Ki]

@Mr. Reloaded are duels still legal in this courthouse? It might make the courtroom quieter if we set up @ThatSlut and @ThatWife with one between them.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded are duels still legal in this courthouse? It might make the courtroom quieter if we set up @ThatSlut and @ThatWife with one between them.

They very much are

Those two are seconds away from killing each other anyway

 

[ThatWife]

@Mr. Reloaded are duels still legal in this courthouse? It might make the courtroom quieter if we set up @ThatSlut and @ThatWife with one between them.

I will take any excuse to get my hands on that bitch!

 

[Owl Ki]

They very much are

Those two are seconds away from killing each other anyway

Aye, might as well make it a legal killing. Less paperwork that way.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Aye, might as well make it a legal killing. Less paperwork that way.

@ThatWife and @ThatSlut please step into the ring​

 

[ThatWife]

@ThatWife and @ThatSlut please step into the ring​

 

[ThatSlut]

@ThatWife and @ThatSlut please step into the ring​

Never. My nails could break.

@ThatSlut isn't agree

Thats true!

It would definitely help your case. Now's a good time as ever to throw @ThatSlut under the bus!

Oh, shut up. He isn't going to tell you anything

@ThatSlut is a freak who will do kind of man! You know she's got some sick fetishes in her head

Funny thing to hear from you! Missing ThisKid?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Oh, shut up. He isn't going to tell you anything

His funeral then

 

[Devilbat]

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Perfect!

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Okay I've finally caught up with this clusterfuck of a thread

If anything the main thing with giving @ThatGuy custody of his son is A) he's pleading insanity @Sigran101 was the only juror to bring this up btw and B) he's literally dating a hooker by the name of @ThatSlut these two things should surely be enough to bar him from basically ever seeing his son again until he's 18. Surely right?

 

[Objection!]

Okay I've finally caught up with this clusterfuck of a thread

If anything the main thing with giving @ThatGuy custody of his son is A) he's pleading insanity @Sigran101 was the only juror to bring this up btw and B) he's literally dating a hooker by the name of @ThatSlut these two things should surely be enough to bar him from basically ever seeing his son again until he's 18. Surely right?

Disagreed. @ThatKid could suffer from not seeing his father.

 

[ThatWife]

Never. My nails could break.

So you're a pussy? Good to know!

Funny thing to hear from you! Missing ThisKid?

DON'T YOU DARE say his name! I will actually cut you!

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

This is why I said foster care.

Why dump him off with foster care when he's perfectly contempt with where he is?

Wait a minute hes 2????
Mighty talkative for a 2 year old

All my 2 year old done was finger paint the closet door with his faeces
This family is quite peculiar

We only do our best

Disagreed. @ThatKid could suffer from not seeing his father.

The same thatkid that's completely scrubbed the memory of his biological father from his brain? I think he'll be okay.

Although I know you're just saying this because lawyer stuff...

 

[Objection!]

The same thatkid that's completely scrubbed the memory of his biological father from his brain? I think he'll be okay.

Although I know you're just saying this because lawyer stuff...

My client has rights too, Mr. Jeff. He won't stop to file appeals until he is at least allowed to see his kid regularly. We will ask @Pot Goblin to approve them.