In a beautiful double spread, Kaido French kisses Luffy passionately.
Kaido: "I'm sorry I undestimated you, I was foolish to assume you were not Joyboy"
Luffy: "That's OK Koiboi, you awakened something in me I never knew I had. I feel like a completely different man now. You know, I can stretch any part of my body too?"
*Luffy winks at Kaido as he bends forwards for him. In a gaping double spread, Luffy stretches his cheeks and prepares to let the dragon enter his cave.*
Kaido: "Worororo, this reminds me of how I joined the Rocks pirates, glorious memories! Dont worry Joyboy, I am using protection too. (We get a panel of a closeup of Kaidos "club" coated in haki)
Luffy: "Oh Kaido kun, I wish I could quit you but our love is just too strong."
*Flash forward to 10 years in the future, Toei has finally animated the episode and in an emotional display, they play a slower, more heartfelt version of We Are as Brokeback Onigashima is filled with booming echoes of the sound of a drum made of rubber is being pounded aggressively by an amorous dragon oni.*