I'll come make a WG GP thread if I ever get off my ass and become a neurologist

Hahahaha, I can only imagine the "fun" a neurologist could have here potentially! Or a psychologist/psychiatrist for a different but still brain related angle? Lol.
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Bro, watch out for them motherfuckers. Last time I got swooped they left grazes on my fucking eyelids.. lil bitch nearly ripped the mole under my eye clean off my damn face 💀
I swear I was either insane as a kid or they have gotten wayyy more aggressive. They never fucked me up like this when I was 10
Holy shit, thats terrifying lol. I thought pigeons and seagulls were problematic, SMH! (#JustBritishThings)
Magpies love shiny things right? So I wonder, if you wear piercings and jewellery, would they be attracted to that and attack you? Trying to steal them? Lol.


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I kicked a robot and now I think my leg is cracked, what should I do?
Blame the Kurozumis and burn them all. Or be like America and just sue them!
Or shoot them. Shuet them?
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