Two Truths and a Lie

Jew D. Boy

Jew D. Boy

I Can Go Lower
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#142
#142
ZoroSlaysDragonTuna said:
Same
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I got another one for you
:moonwalk:
English is not my first language

I own a 1998 model car

I like Naruto

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Oh sht i made a mistake and @Jew D. Boy saw it
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Naruto went so far off the rails at the end (and Boruto continues careening off the cliff), I’m gonna guess it turned you off and that one is the lie :gokulaugh:
 
MangoSenpai

MangoSenpai

Father
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#153
#153
solis said:
You ran after a kid in a foreign county?!
That sounds p*do you know
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I know, I worded it that way on purpose lol.

The true story was that I was looking after this kid, you know while the parents were at work.
We just went to the mall, but I didn't bring my wallet and phone so I didn't want to leave her at the mall alone in case something happened, as that would be my responsibility. So we were about to head back, she held my hand till about we got out of the mall, the house is like 300 meter ish away from the mall so when she let go I didn't think much of it, before she started running lol. I didn't really mind untill she took a wrong turn then I was like well fuck.
The kid even ran into a parking lot where there was a real sense of danger too.
Did get to her before anything happened though. All was well and dandy after though
 
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#154
#154
MangoSenpai said:
I know, I worded it that way on purpose lol.

The true story was that I was looking after this kid, you know while the parents were at work.
We just went to the mall, but I didn't bring my wallet and phone so I didn't want to leave her at the mall alone in case something happened, as that would be my responsibility. So we were about to head back, she held my hand till about we got out of the mall, the house is like 300 meter ish away from the mall so when she let go I didn't think much of it, before she started running lol. I didn't really mind untill she took a wrong turn then I was like well fuck.
The kid even ran into a parking lot where there was a real sense of danger too.
Did get to her before anything happened though. All was well and dandy after though
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Yeah , kinda expeted that lol

Then where was the police ?
 
ZoroSlaysDragonTuna

ZoroSlaysDragonTuna

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#156
#156
MangoSenpai said:
I know, I worded it that way on purpose lol.

The true story was that I was looking after this kid, you know while the parents were at work.
We just went to the mall, but I didn't bring my wallet and phone so I didn't want to leave her at the mall alone in case something happened, as that would be my responsibility. So we were about to head back, she held my hand till about we got out of the mall, the house is like 300 meter ish away from the mall so when she let go I didn't think much of it, before she started running lol. I didn't really mind untill she took a wrong turn then I was like well fuck.
The kid even ran into a parking lot where there was a real sense of danger too.
Did get to her before anything happened though. All was well and dandy after though
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Thats why you dont trust kids
:optimistic:
Ps.
I lived in a foreign country for 2 years in which the primary language spoken there is not English

I once fell into a lake and almost drowned

I never ate worms
:datas:
 
MangoSenpai

MangoSenpai

Father
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#160
#160
solis said:
Yeah , kinda expeted that lol

Then where was the police ?
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Somone saw me, a white mf, run after a small japanese child in Japan. Running after her in my fucking sandals and the kid fucking throwing her crocs off and basically just being a kid lol. It wasn't until the end of day that I encountered the police.
It was also coincidentally my birthday, I went to the convenience store to buy some Sake. On my way back there was a patroll car that were just cruising around. Once he saw me he turned around and was like; "Yo, lmao, you don't happen to know about any foreigner running after a kid?"
And I'm like "hehe, that miiiight have been me"
So he gave me a lift back and confirmed all was in order.
 
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