THIS IS THE LAST
FUCKING
STRAW
I AM GOING TO FUCK A STRAW WITH MY MICRO PENIS I'M SO ANGRY, AND WHEN IT GIVES BIRTH, I'LL NAME THE KID STRAWZORO
SANJI'S EYEBROWS ARE AS IMPORTANT AS ZORO'S BACKSTORY!?!? FUCK YOU ODA, HOW IS THIS FAIR??? CURLY EYEBROWS ARE AS IMPORTANT AS WORO'S LIFE HISTORY??? MAKIN KAIDO'S BACKSTORY LOOK LIKE THE COUNT OF MONTE CHRIST I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF
SANJI'S A PRINCE WITH THE HOTTEST BITCHES, AND THE MOST ACTION ZORO GETS IS MOMO'S SISTER WIPING HIM DOWN IN HIS SLEEP?!?
ZORO DRESSES LIKE HE SHOPS AT A TARGET RUN BY BONOBOS, SANJI DRESSES LIKE A PIPING HOT BAGUETTE RAPTURING ME FROM BEHIND, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ZORO A BACKSTORY?
OHHHH, HE'S RELATED TO RYUMA, LIKE I HAVE NATIVE AMERICAN DNA, FUCK ELIZABETH WARREN, I'M WHITE AS FUCK, ZORO'S AS MUCH RYUMA'S DESCENDANT AS I'M A NATIVE AMERICAN WAR CHIEF, AT LEAST MAKE HIM USHIMARU, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT GUY'S NAME WAS, SON, WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE???
TERA? THE BITCH WHO BETRAYED BEAST BOY IN TEEN TITANS???
PINZORO? IS THAT SOME KIND OF JAPANESE HANGLIDER COMPANY?
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WANO MADE ME CRY AND WHEEF INTO TOWELS, AND NOW ALL I HAVE IS GRIEF AND FUTURE PAYMENTS OWED TO
@Mr. Reloaded OVER ZKK BETS, BECAUSE SOME DUDE WHO'S GRANDADDY WAS NAMED "PINZORO" SURE AS FUCK AIN'T KILLING A YONKOU!
WHY DO I EVEN EXIST? IS THE SPIRAL OF THE UNIVERSE, REALLY JUST THE CURL IN SANJI'S EYEBROW??? IS ZORO EVEN REALLLL???? DO I JUST LIVE IN SANJI'S EYEBROW????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO GO TO SEAWORLD, AND DRINK UNTIL THE MANATEES LOOK LIKE MERMAIDS AND I PASS OUT FROM NOSEBLEEDS
DON'T FIND ME I'M IN THE OCEAN UNDER THE SEA UNDER THE SEA
IN SANJI'S EYEBROW PINZORO CAN'T HURT YOU UNDER THE SEA
Can't wait for Wano Act 4