What is your dream job? (realism not required)

[Jaguark101]

Want to be a Film Director/Writer or just even a regular novel writer.

 

[Juanpiz]

Heck why not, maybe a president 🤔

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Or a travel vloger

Or As it is now called „influencer“

 

[kekaro]

Probably someone that makes immersive experience like an imagineer at Disney but less corpo

 

[MasterD]

Or As it is now called „influencer“

More like something similar to sir David Attenborough + history stuff

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Whether you're still in school/college or already have a job: what would be your dream job? Whether it's realistic or not is not relevant here.

Being a world famous Rapper and having 4 wives.

 

[Devilbat]

Whether you're still in school/college or already have a job: what would be your dream job? Whether it's realistic or not is not relevant here.

I really love learning new languages and culture, and also creating and thinking about cool new stuff... I've seen this article and I thought that it's such an amazing job - creating a new language for a TV show:

https://consequence.net/2025/05/andor-ghor-language-creation-season-2/

 

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Archeologist/architect mix.

 

[MonsterKaido]

Manga creator

Physicists or paleontologist.

 

[Natalija]

I would say something involving my hobbies, but I know whatever became a real job would then turn into a drag naturally.

Maybe a writer?

 

[Logiko]

I want to be the captain of the galactic cluster ambassador starship "Mirai" of the commune federation, sent beyond the edge of the known universe to find a way to prevent the heat death of the Universe.

 

[Paragorn]

Lol, people just joking here

Anyway, since it's not be realistic, i would say roterist.

(Despite i still want to write something in my life)

 

[MonochromeYoru]

who the fuck dreams about having a job?

my dream is to not have a job and still being able to live a life of leisure

 

[Natalija]

who the fuck dreams about having a job?

my dream is to not have a job and still being able to live a life of leisure

That would become boring in like a week. People need to have a purpose in life

 

[Flower]

That would become boring in like a week. People need to have a purpose in life

I don’t understand why people would wanna have no jobs lol. I guess it could be nice if you have a mansion and money to live in luxury and have something to do each day, but else nah.

 

[Nidai_Kitetsu]

my dream is to not have a job

Amen

That would become boring in like a week

We want that boring life, thanks

 

[Natalija]

We want that boring life, thanks

Who are you trying to fool, you won't fool me

 

[Zoinks52]

If we're allowed to have fictional jobs I would like to be a professional kaiju.

Getting paid for causing mass property damage would be peak. Plus I wouldn't have to worry about leaves because people would be begging me to take a day off.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Comedian/satirist. I'd spend my days professionally ragebaiting Panturcists and Indo-European supremacists, saving up money to pay private tutors to teach me various north-east Indian languages to fulfill my lifelong dream of following NE India tribal warfare discussions on YouTube.
NE India is close and culturally related to Myanmar so maybe I'd join one of the militias for the lols and even get to witness the ancient local custom of headhunting.


Main issue being my ethno/nationalistic targeted jokes aren't funny. But the rules say it doesn't have to be realistic so here we are.

 

[Flower]

If we're allowed to have fictional jobs I would like to be a professional kaiju.

Getting paid for causing mass property damage would be peak. Plus I wouldn't have to worry about leaves because people would be begging me to take a day off.

Until a random bald guy who‘s unemployed and wears a cape comes and ruins your entire career.

 

[MonochromeYoru]

That would become boring in like a week. People need to have a purpose in life

Fuck purpose

There's enough video games, movies, series, anime, manga, manhwa, porn, songs, amusement parks, food, places, and experiences out there to last multiple lifetimes.

If i could quit rn and have enough money to enjoy all that without needing to work ever again, i would do it in a heartbeat