This was just an answer to the thread "What would you guys do if Zoro kills Kaido?" or something on that line
I know it's just for laughs, but I've already said that mocking someone else hypothesis (like King's merienda) after something new happens in the manga it's absurd.
Btw if you really want to be dicks, Zoro hasn't even seen Kaido yet, so back to your caves until then at the very least