[FNZ] Salem of Lies [Season 2] Round 7 - Throne of Lies II

[MangoSenpai]

Oh wait they do?

Shit, man the wiki is whack

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Fine, I'm the butler and TAC is scum. But the choice is yours.


I COULDN'T SEE ANY MOVIE AFTER YOUR FATHER TOOK AWAY THE TV FROM THE SERVENTS QUARTERS! SO I KNOW NOT WHAT MOVIE YOU TALK OFF.

YOU AND YOUR FATHER BOTH THREATENED ME! THE BLOOD OF THE EVIL KING STILL LIVES!

THE DESCERATION OF THIS ANCESTRAL HOMELAND HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG

YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SITTING PRIVLEGES NEXT WHEN I AM QUEEN, SO YOU MUST STAND OR LAY ON THE COLD GROUND IF YOU WANT A MOMENTS REPRIEVE.

 

[Jew D. Boy]

I WILL NOT VOTE FOR EITHER OPTION, WHICH MEANS…I…ABSTAIN!!

 

[Lindltaylor]

I ABSTAIN!!! STOLEN VALOR!!!

VOTE FOR ME JDB!!

MY MAN! DON'T FORSAKE FRIENDSHIP!

 

[Jew D. Boy]

VOTE FOR ME JDB!!

MY MAN! DON'T FORSAKE FRIENDSHIP!

I AM YOUR FRIEND AND I WILL NOT VOTE FOR YOU OR TAC, NOT NOW, NOT *EVER*

 

[Udell]

Oh wait they do?

Shit, man the wiki is whack

It says on the wiki and like I said when I got converted as princess I also went for the throne back in OJ days.

 

[Lindltaylor]

THE DESCERATION OF THIS ANCESTRAL HOMELAND HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG

YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SITTING PRIVLEGES NEXT WHEN I AM QUEEN, SO YOU MUST STAND OR LAY ON THE COLD GROUND IF YOU WANT A MOMENTS REPRIEVE.

YOUR BLOOD IS ALREADY TAINTED! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR BROTHER AND STEP DOWN FROM THE THRONE! HOW MUCH LONGER WILL YOU MAKE THE PEOPLE SUFFER!

 

[Midnight Delight]

Pie tastes better with Cool Whip

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

I WILL NOT VOTE FOR EITHER OPTION, WHICH MEANS…I…ABSTAIN!!

I WILL LITERALLY

EAT 4 EDIBLES IN TRIBUTE TO YOURSELF, DUKE OF THE DOPE JEW D BOI

 

[Udell]

Anyway vote for TAC

If Lind is really butler he can poison the king. He can use that to confirm himself.

 

[Lindltaylor]

It says on the wiki and like I said when I got converted as princess I also went for the throne back in OJ days.

- Udell went for throne as queen back on OJ after he was converted!
- TAC going for throne right now after being converted!

1 + 1 = 2?

Udell! Switch the vote!

 

[Jew D. Boy]

I WILL LITERALLY

EAT 4 EDIBLES IN TRIBUTE TO YOURSELF, DUKE OF THE DOPE JEW D BOI

I
ALREADY
ATE
ONE
NO
STOLEN
VALOR

 

[MangoSenpai]

I'm legit torn between these two choices.

But I'm with Lind, and if I'm just being charmed, then I will say good job Lind

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

YOUR BLOOD IS ALREADY TAINTED! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR BROTHER AND STEP DOWN FROM THE THRONE! HOW MUCH LONGER WILL YOU MAKE THE PEOPLE SUFFER!

THEY WILL NOT SUFFER UNDER ME IF THEY SIMPLY DO AS I SAY

YOU WILL SUFFER, ALONGSIDE YOUR FANATICAL FIENDS YOU REFER TO AS REBELLIOUS FREEDOM FIGHTERS, FOR OPPOSING THE RIGHTFUL HEIRESS TO THE THRONE IS TANTAMOUNT TO DEFYING THE WORDS OF GOD HIMSELF!

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

I
ALREADY
ATE
ONE
NO
STOLEN
VALOR

YOU WILL BE NAMED MY HEIR IF YOU VOTE ME!

I WILL PROMOTE YOU FROM WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE TO PRINCE JEW!

 

[Lindltaylor]

THEY WILL NOT SUFFER UNDER ME IF THEY SIMPLY DO AS I SAY

YOU WILL SUFFER, ALONGSIDE YOUR FANATICAL FIENDS YOU REFER TO AS REBELLIOUS FREEDOM FIGHTERS, FOR OPPOSING THE RIGHTFUL HEIRESS TO THE THRONE IS TANTAMOUNT TO DEFYING THE WORDS OF GOD HIMSELF!

I'VE LONG FORSAKE YOU AND YOUR GODS AFTER MY TV WAS TAKEN!

GIVE BACK MY TV FIRST, YOU ROYAL THEIVES AND GET OFF THE THRONE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

 

[Udell]

- Udell went for throne as queen back on OJ after he was converted!
- TAC going for throne right now after being converted!

1 + 1 = 2?

Udell! Switch the vote!

If you are 100% convinced TAC is lying why not just poison him when he becomes king?

Unless of course you can't. According to you TAC is lying so that's a free kill.

 

[Ena]

VOTES ARE LOCKED!​

 

[Jew D. Boy]

YOU WILL BE NAMED MY HEIR IF YOU VOTE ME!

I WILL PROMOTE YOU FROM WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE TO PRINCE JEW!

NO MASTERS
NO GODS
NO MODS
N O P R O B L E M​

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

I'VE LONG FORSAKE YOU AND YOUR GODS AFTER MY TV WAS TAKEN!

GIVE BACK MY TV FIRST, YOU ROYAL THEIVES AND GET OFF THE THRONE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

THE RIGHTS OF THE PLEBEIANS SUCH AS YOURSELF DO NOT CONCERN ROYALTY!

YOU LOST YOUR TV FOR SPILLING WINE ALL OVER MY SILK, LOUIS VUITTON DRESS

I WAS MERCIFUL TO NOT HAVE YOU DANGLED OVER A HEATED SPIKE AND DROPPED ONTO IT SLOWLY OVER THE COURSE OF HOURS