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That’s right my guys, my Bleach hiatus officially endith, and now I return to Titty “Tommy Wiseau” Kubo’s manga magnum opus. It’s been a few weeks so bare with me as I reacquaint to the characters and feel of this series.
Now, you may be asking “Lee, what exactly put you on a Bleach hiatus?” And that’s a great question, I’m glad you asked.
You see, the Arrancar arc was going…………fine. Nothing disastrously awful in an offensive way. Ulquiorra was enacting the dumbest fucking evil plan in Shonen history, Titty was finding every excuse in the book to sexualizing his females unnecessarily with every panel he drew them in, Chapter 199 Inoue vs Megatitty still lingered in my mind as the dumbest chapter in manga history…everything was going just fine. We entered Mondo Duke and fought that Sand Guardian or what the fuck ever, which I actually thought that fight, while short, was almost shockingly intelligent for a Bleach fight. We met some disposable and forgettable comic relief hollows, we charged into the hollow fort…yes, everything was going just fine.
Until Ichigo vs Nino.
You see, I’ve expressed my confusion in the past with Titty’s fascination with the Spanish language. Like, Titty isn’t fascinated with Spanish culture, or Spanish art, or Spanish anything, he solely likes the sound of words in Spanish. So because Titty thinks Spanish words sound cool, he names all of his villains Arrancars and Espada and shit despite them having absolutely no other Spanish themes or elements. That’s fine, I’m confused but no real complaints yet.
Again, until Ichigo vs Nino.
Ichigo vs Nino was straight up the most annoying fight I’ve ever read in a manga. Literally every other fucking word this guy said was “Nino.” I actually started to get angry after the 34th time he said the word “Nino.” I started to go back to where this character was introduced so that I could count exactly how many times this motherfucker said the word “Nino,” at which point black smoke started coming out of my ears and I was hospitalized for severe head trauma.
The doctors did everything to save me, they did the best that they could, but ultimately Titty annoyed me beyond the point of no fucking return. I started to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but then I remembered that it is my destiny to push through this shitty ass manga at all costs.
And so I defeated my archenemies Titty Kubo and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
And thus, my Bleach hiatus ends.
Ichigo vs Nino verdict: 0/10 purge this shit from your mind at all costs.
So anyway, I return to this manga to find Uryu vs El Pollo Loco, a completely forgettable yet inoffensive fight, save for the fact that El Pollo Loco weirdly has my favorite Hollow Design. I was like, shame Titty is going to waste this pretty cool design on a nothing-villain. And sure enough I still don’t really understand or care exactly how Uryu won that fight. Something about his spirit dildo vibrating 3 million times a second or some stupid shit like that. Who cares.
Anyway. There may come another day in the future where Titty robs me of my will to press on.
That’s right my guys, my Bleach hiatus officially endith, and now I return to Titty “Tommy Wiseau” Kubo’s manga magnum opus. It’s been a few weeks so bare with me as I reacquaint to the characters and feel of this series.
Now, you may be asking “Lee, what exactly put you on a Bleach hiatus?” And that’s a great question, I’m glad you asked.
You see, the Arrancar arc was going…………fine. Nothing disastrously awful in an offensive way. Ulquiorra was enacting the dumbest fucking evil plan in Shonen history, Titty was finding every excuse in the book to sexualizing his females unnecessarily with every panel he drew them in, Chapter 199 Inoue vs Megatitty still lingered in my mind as the dumbest chapter in manga history…everything was going just fine. We entered Mondo Duke and fought that Sand Guardian or what the fuck ever, which I actually thought that fight, while short, was almost shockingly intelligent for a Bleach fight. We met some disposable and forgettable comic relief hollows, we charged into the hollow fort…yes, everything was going just fine.
Until Ichigo vs Nino.
You see, I’ve expressed my confusion in the past with Titty’s fascination with the Spanish language. Like, Titty isn’t fascinated with Spanish culture, or Spanish art, or Spanish anything, he solely likes the sound of words in Spanish. So because Titty thinks Spanish words sound cool, he names all of his villains Arrancars and Espada and shit despite them having absolutely no other Spanish themes or elements. That’s fine, I’m confused but no real complaints yet.
Again, until Ichigo vs Nino.
Ichigo vs Nino was straight up the most annoying fight I’ve ever read in a manga. Literally every other fucking word this guy said was “Nino.” I actually started to get angry after the 34th time he said the word “Nino.” I started to go back to where this character was introduced so that I could count exactly how many times this motherfucker said the word “Nino,” at which point black smoke started coming out of my ears and I was hospitalized for severe head trauma.
The doctors did everything to save me, they did the best that they could, but ultimately Titty annoyed me beyond the point of no fucking return. I started to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but then I remembered that it is my destiny to push through this shitty ass manga at all costs.
And so I defeated my archenemies Titty Kubo and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
And thus, my Bleach hiatus ends.
Ichigo vs Nino verdict: 0/10 purge this shit from your mind at all costs.
So anyway, I return to this manga to find Uryu vs El Pollo Loco, a completely forgettable yet inoffensive fight, save for the fact that El Pollo Loco weirdly has my favorite Hollow Design. I was like, shame Titty is going to waste this pretty cool design on a nothing-villain. And sure enough I still don’t really understand or care exactly how Uryu won that fight. Something about his spirit dildo vibrating 3 million times a second or some stupid shit like that. Who cares.
Anyway. There may come another day in the future where Titty robs me of my will to press on.
Tousen
Gin
Since you made it pass Nino, I'm now betting on these 3 to break you lol
EDIT: Oh and of course Ichigod on atleast 4 more occasions before the next arc starts for you
I had to look up those names ngl. Yeah the Privaron Espada were just glorified fodder.
