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So, I am working for a company that offers facility services like plumbing or something alike - little problems that come up, when you have a property.
And my company has a conrtact with Mr/Ms Pot Goblin's ... er... church. It is my job to make sure everything on the property runs smoothly. Whenever there is a problem, they usually call my boss, who sends me to get rid of it.