Last wednesday I went shopping, like every normal humann being needs to.
As I was searching the aisles, I see a group of them rushing in and heading straight for the produce section, absolutely disregarding the old lady they knocked over, before coming to a stop in front of the vegetable display, where they ritually lick the glyphosate off the carrots. Gradually they started to giggle and dashed over to the cereal section, when one of the employees gave them a warning.
They didn't even listen to him and grabbed those cereals in large quantities:
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Then they sprinkled toenails into the air conditioner and headed off into the sunset on their pogo sticks.