Controversial Joe D. Olphin Trial
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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God damn it @Joe D. Olphin I can't defend you like this if you can't keep your people under control 
Aye thanks again for that bear balloon 
Wow your friends really know no shame, @Joe D. Olphin
@Mr. Reloaded just admit that he is guilty
Wow your friends really know no shame, @Joe D. Olphin
@Mr. Reloaded just admit that he is guilty
silence in the court
today's court session is about the begin
@Bepo D. Bear you may present your case
today's court session is about the begin
@Bepo D. Bear you may present your case
Your honor, dear members of the jury
We are here today to bring the defendants @ThatGuy, @Joe D. Olphin, @Emmazrine and their accomplices Butterclaws and Felon Bear to justice.
On 7th of September the dolphins, led by @Joe D. Olphin, cowardly started a war against the bears that not only led to the deaths of many innocent bears, but also destroyed Spain. After using illegal weapons, spreading chaos and destruction and even bringing bears to betray their own bearbros, they later won that war. Their accomplices @ThatGuy and @Emmazrine burned down Greece, causing the deaths of many people.
We are here today to bring the defendants @ThatGuy, @Joe D. Olphin, @Emmazrine and their accomplices Butterclaws and Felon Bear to justice.
On 7th of September the dolphins, led by @Joe D. Olphin, cowardly started a war against the bears that not only led to the deaths of many innocent bears, but also destroyed Spain. After using illegal weapons, spreading chaos and destruction and even bringing bears to betray their own bearbros, they later won that war. Their accomplices @ThatGuy and @Emmazrine burned down Greece, causing the deaths of many people.
@Joe D. Olphin is suspected of commiting several crimes, such as:
• 431 cases of first degree murder
• Use of weapons of mass destruction
• Nuking spain
• Burning down Yellowstone Park
• Murdering his partner @Mr. D. Olphin and serving him as dolphin burger to @Zolo
• Ordering a hit on Granny bear
To give the jury an impression of some of his victims, that all died an horrible death:
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
Your honor, dear members of the jury, have a look into these poor fellas eyes that have been robbed of their lives much too soon. They were just a few of far too many souls that lost their lives trough @Joe D. Olphin. Don't they deserve that their killer is brought to justice? They all had to die just because @Joe D. Olphin thought he had the right to take their lives. Because he enjoyed doing it.
Yes, you heard right - Joe was seen laughing while ending their lives. And then @Mr. Reloaded wants to declare him the innocent victim in this whole case? Claiming that he was acting in self-defense?
@Joe D. Olphin committed these crimes out of base motives and, in the case that he will be acquitted, it is pretty unlikely that these crimes were his last ones.
I'm asking you, honored judge, dear jury: Who in this courtoom will take the responsibility when @Joe D. Olphin commits another crime after being acquitted? You, @Mr. Reloaded? @AL sama? @Rottkins? Or the jury?
He proved more than once that he is too dangerous to be left alive.
Regarding ThatGuy and @Emmazrine, who are facing court today for their crimes of:
• 1,500 counts of 1st degree murder
• Terrorism
• Destruction of property
• Theft
• Drug possession
Well, I don't think I have to say much more about @ThatGuy. Once a thug, always a thug - he's guilty, and his very existence is a threat to this world. That's a fact, and I think no sane human in this courtroom could doubt that.
And @Emmazrine? Her motive for committing those crimes are yet unknown, but this doesn't change the fact that she caused great damage to the people of Greece.
Honorable judge, dear jury, I'm asking you to bring these victims of @Joe D. Olphin and @ThatGuy justice. Forget everything you've ever learned about dolphins, the evidence I will show you during the time of the trial will make you accept that dolphins aren't even near as cute or innocent as you've always thought.
I hereby demand the maximum penalty for the defendants.
• 431 cases of first degree murder
• Use of weapons of mass destruction
• Nuking spain
• Burning down Yellowstone Park
• Murdering his partner @Mr. D. Olphin and serving him as dolphin burger to @Zolo
• Ordering a hit on Granny bear
To give the jury an impression of some of his victims, that all died an horrible death:
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
Your honor, dear members of the jury, have a look into these poor fellas eyes that have been robbed of their lives much too soon. They were just a few of far too many souls that lost their lives trough @Joe D. Olphin. Don't they deserve that their killer is brought to justice? They all had to die just because @Joe D. Olphin thought he had the right to take their lives. Because he enjoyed doing it.
Yes, you heard right - Joe was seen laughing while ending their lives. And then @Mr. Reloaded wants to declare him the innocent victim in this whole case? Claiming that he was acting in self-defense?
@Joe D. Olphin committed these crimes out of base motives and, in the case that he will be acquitted, it is pretty unlikely that these crimes were his last ones.
I'm asking you, honored judge, dear jury: Who in this courtoom will take the responsibility when @Joe D. Olphin commits another crime after being acquitted? You, @Mr. Reloaded? @AL sama? @Rottkins? Or the jury?
He proved more than once that he is too dangerous to be left alive.
Regarding ThatGuy and @Emmazrine, who are facing court today for their crimes of:
• 1,500 counts of 1st degree murder
• Terrorism
• Destruction of property
• Theft
• Drug possession
Well, I don't think I have to say much more about @ThatGuy. Once a thug, always a thug - he's guilty, and his very existence is a threat to this world. That's a fact, and I think no sane human in this courtroom could doubt that.
And @Emmazrine? Her motive for committing those crimes are yet unknown, but this doesn't change the fact that she caused great damage to the people of Greece.
Honorable judge, dear jury, I'm asking you to bring these victims of @Joe D. Olphin and @ThatGuy justice. Forget everything you've ever learned about dolphins, the evidence I will show you during the time of the trial will make you accept that dolphins aren't even near as cute or innocent as you've always thought.
I hereby demand the maximum penalty for the defendants.
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
@Joe D. Olphin is evil and must be taken down
He is jealous that he has no fluffy fur😭😭
Brainwashing? That's the best thing you could come up with? I'd really like to see your evidence for this!
Yes, Mr. I bought my lawyer diploma @Mr. Reloaded, it were indeed the dolphins that started this war - you should remember this fact, wasn't it you who wrote the news report about that incident? 
Thanks for your statement!
Your honor, dear members of the jury
We are here today to bring the defendants @ThatGuy, @Joe D. Olphin, @Emmazrine and their accomplices Butterclaws and Felon Bear to justice.
On 7th of September the dolphins, led by @Joe D. Olphin, cowardly started a war against the bears that not only led to the deaths of many innocent bears, but also destroyed Spain. After using illegal weapons, spreading chaos and destruction and even bringing bears to betray their own bearbros, they later won that war. Their accomplices @ThatGuy and @Emmazrine burned down Greece, causing the deaths of many people.
We are here today to bring the defendants @ThatGuy, @Joe D. Olphin, @Emmazrine and their accomplices Butterclaws and Felon Bear to justice.
On 7th of September the dolphins, led by @Joe D. Olphin, cowardly started a war against the bears that not only led to the deaths of many innocent bears, but also destroyed Spain. After using illegal weapons, spreading chaos and destruction and even bringing bears to betray their own bearbros, they later won that war. Their accomplices @ThatGuy and @Emmazrine burned down Greece, causing the deaths of many people.
@Joe D. Olphin is suspected of commiting several crimes, such as:
• 431 cases of first degree murder
• Use of weapons of mass destruction
• Nuking spain
• Burning down Yellowstone Park
• Murdering his partner @Mr. D. Olphin and serving him as dolphin burger to @Zolo
• Ordering a hit on Granny bear
To give the jury an impression of some of his victims, that all died an horrible death:
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
Your honor, dear members of the jury, have a look into these poor fellas eyes that have been robbed of their lives much too soon. They were just a few of far too many souls that lost their lives trough @Joe D. Olphin. Don't they deserve that their killer is brought to justice? They all had to die just because @Joe D. Olphin thought he had the right to take their lives. Because he enjoyed doing it.
Yes, you heard right - Joe was seen laughing while ending their lives. And then @Mr. Reloaded wants to declare him the innocent victim in this whole case? Claiming that he was acting in self-defense?
@Joe D. Olphin committed these crimes out of base motives and, in the case that he will be acquitted, it is pretty unlikely that these crimes were his last ones.
I'm asking you, honored judge, dear jury: Who in this courtoom will take the responsibility when @Joe D. Olphin commits another crime after being acquitted? You, @Mr. Reloaded? @AL sama? @Rottkins? Or the jury?
He proved more than once that he is too dangerous to be left alive.
Regarding ThatGuy and @Emmazrine, who are facing court today for their crimes of:
• 1,500 counts of 1st degree murder
• Terrorism
• Destruction of property
• Theft
• Drug possession
Well, I don't think I have to say much more about @ThatGuy. Once a thug, always a thug - he's guilty, and his very existence is a threat to this world. That's a fact, and I think no sane human in this courtroom could doubt that.
And @Emmazrine? Her motive for committing those crimes are yet unknown, but this doesn't change the fact that she caused great damage to the people of Greece.
Honorable judge, dear jury, I'm asking you to bring these victims of @Joe D. Olphin and @ThatGuy justice. Forget everything you've ever learned about dolphins, the evidence I will show you during the time of the trial will make you accept that dolphins aren't even near as cute or innocent as you've always thought.
I hereby demand the maximum penalty for the defendants.
• 431 cases of first degree murder
• Use of weapons of mass destruction
• Nuking spain
• Burning down Yellowstone Park
• Murdering his partner @Mr. D. Olphin and serving him as dolphin burger to @Zolo
• Ordering a hit on Granny bear
To give the jury an impression of some of his victims, that all died an horrible death:
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
Your honor, dear members of the jury, have a look into these poor fellas eyes that have been robbed of their lives much too soon. They were just a few of far too many souls that lost their lives trough @Joe D. Olphin. Don't they deserve that their killer is brought to justice? They all had to die just because @Joe D. Olphin thought he had the right to take their lives. Because he enjoyed doing it.
Yes, you heard right - Joe was seen laughing while ending their lives. And then @Mr. Reloaded wants to declare him the innocent victim in this whole case? Claiming that he was acting in self-defense?
@Joe D. Olphin committed these crimes out of base motives and, in the case that he will be acquitted, it is pretty unlikely that these crimes were his last ones.
I'm asking you, honored judge, dear jury: Who in this courtoom will take the responsibility when @Joe D. Olphin commits another crime after being acquitted? You, @Mr. Reloaded? @AL sama? @Rottkins? Or the jury?
He proved more than once that he is too dangerous to be left alive.
Regarding ThatGuy and @Emmazrine, who are facing court today for their crimes of:
• 1,500 counts of 1st degree murder
• Terrorism
• Destruction of property
• Theft
• Drug possession
Well, I don't think I have to say much more about @ThatGuy. Once a thug, always a thug - he's guilty, and his very existence is a threat to this world. That's a fact, and I think no sane human in this courtroom could doubt that.
And @Emmazrine? Her motive for committing those crimes are yet unknown, but this doesn't change the fact that she caused great damage to the people of Greece.
Honorable judge, dear jury, I'm asking you to bring these victims of @Joe D. Olphin and @ThatGuy justice. Forget everything you've ever learned about dolphins, the evidence I will show you during the time of the trial will make you accept that dolphins aren't even near as cute or innocent as you've always thought.
I hereby demand the maximum penalty for the defendants.
Lies, slander, and a manipulation tactic by the prosecution 
I was a reporter during the great war. I was with my own eyes how terrified those poor dolphins were, how the bears were laughing at the electrocution tactics on the Indian and Pacific oceans. So many poor dolphins were crying for help while defending themselves.
I was a reporter during the great war. I was with my own eyes how terrified those poor dolphins were, how the bears were laughing at the electrocution tactics on the Indian and Pacific oceans. So many poor dolphins were crying for help while defending themselves.
Good Sir, I have footage that clearly proves that it was @Joe D. Olphin who did it.
This doesn't change the fact that you yourself reported about the dolphins starting this war! It's important for understanding that your self-defense-argument is nothing but pure nonsense.
Lies, slander, and a manipulation tactic by the prosecution
I was a reporter during the great war. I was with my own eyes how terrified those poor dolphins were, how the bears were laughing at the electrocution tactics on the Indian and Pacific oceans. So many poor dolphins were crying for help while defending themselves.
I was a reporter during the great war. I was with my own eyes how terrified those poor dolphins were, how the bears were laughing at the electrocution tactics on the Indian and Pacific oceans. So many poor dolphins were crying for help while defending themselves.
God damn it @Joe D. Olphin I can't defend you like this if you can't keep your people under control
Your honor, dear members of the jury
We are here today to bring the defendants @ThatGuy, @Joe D. Olphin, @Emmazrine and their accomplices Butterclaws and Felon Bear to justice.
On 7th of September the dolphins, led by @Joe D. Olphin, cowardly started a war against the bears that not only led to the deaths of many innocent bears, but also destroyed Spain. After using illegal weapons, spreading chaos and destruction and even bringing bears to betray their own bearbros, they later won that war. Their accomplices @ThatGuy and @Emmazrine burned down Greece, causing the deaths of many people.
We are here today to bring the defendants @ThatGuy, @Joe D. Olphin, @Emmazrine and their accomplices Butterclaws and Felon Bear to justice.
On 7th of September the dolphins, led by @Joe D. Olphin, cowardly started a war against the bears that not only led to the deaths of many innocent bears, but also destroyed Spain. After using illegal weapons, spreading chaos and destruction and even bringing bears to betray their own bearbros, they later won that war. Their accomplices @ThatGuy and @Emmazrine burned down Greece, causing the deaths of many people.
@Joe D. Olphin is suspected of commiting several crimes, such as:
• 431 cases of first degree murder
• Use of weapons of mass destruction
• Nuking spain
• Burning down Yellowstone Park
• Murdering his partner @Mr. D. Olphin and serving him as dolphin burger to @Zolo
• Ordering a hit on Granny bear
To give the jury an impression of some of his victims, that all died an horrible death:
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
Your honor, dear members of the jury, have a look into these poor fellas eyes that have been robbed of their lives much too soon. They were just a few of far too many souls that lost their lives trough @Joe D. Olphin. Don't they deserve that their killer is brought to justice? They all had to die just because @Joe D. Olphin thought he had the right to take their lives. Because he enjoyed doing it.
Yes, you heard right - Joe was seen laughing while ending their lives. And then @Mr. Reloaded wants to declare him the innocent victim in this whole case? Claiming that he was acting in self-defense?
@Joe D. Olphin committed these crimes out of base motives and, in the case that he will be acquitted, it is pretty unlikely that these crimes were his last ones.
I'm asking you, honored judge, dear jury: Who in this courtoom will take the responsibility when @Joe D. Olphin commits another crime after being acquitted? You, @Mr. Reloaded? @AL sama? @Rottkins? Or the jury?
He proved more than once that he is too dangerous to be left alive.
Regarding ThatGuy and @Emmazrine, who are facing court today for their crimes of:
• 1,500 counts of 1st degree murder
• Terrorism
• Destruction of property
• Theft
• Drug possession
Well, I don't think I have to say much more about @ThatGuy. Once a thug, always a thug - he's guilty, and his very existence is a threat to this world. That's a fact, and I think no sane human in this courtroom could doubt that.
And @Emmazrine? Her motive for committing those crimes are yet unknown, but this doesn't change the fact that she caused great damage to the people of Greece.
Honorable judge, dear jury, I'm asking you to bring these victims of @Joe D. Olphin and @ThatGuy justice. Forget everything you've ever learned about dolphins, the evidence I will show you during the time of the trial will make you accept that dolphins aren't even near as cute or innocent as you've always thought.
I hereby demand the maximum penalty for the defendants.
• 431 cases of first degree murder
• Use of weapons of mass destruction
• Nuking spain
• Burning down Yellowstone Park
• Murdering his partner @Mr. D. Olphin and serving him as dolphin burger to @Zolo
• Ordering a hit on Granny bear
To give the jury an impression of some of his victims, that all died an horrible death:
Chocolatespice (✝4), died trough @Joe D. Olphins own fins
Bearaholic (✝27), died in a fire caused by @Joe D. Olphin
Smokey Bear (✝16), died next to his brother Bearaholic in that fire
Mugglybear & Snuggly bear (✝3), were never found
Your honor, dear members of the jury, have a look into these poor fellas eyes that have been robbed of their lives much too soon. They were just a few of far too many souls that lost their lives trough @Joe D. Olphin. Don't they deserve that their killer is brought to justice? They all had to die just because @Joe D. Olphin thought he had the right to take their lives. Because he enjoyed doing it.
Yes, you heard right - Joe was seen laughing while ending their lives. And then @Mr. Reloaded wants to declare him the innocent victim in this whole case? Claiming that he was acting in self-defense?
@Joe D. Olphin committed these crimes out of base motives and, in the case that he will be acquitted, it is pretty unlikely that these crimes were his last ones.
I'm asking you, honored judge, dear jury: Who in this courtoom will take the responsibility when @Joe D. Olphin commits another crime after being acquitted? You, @Mr. Reloaded? @AL sama? @Rottkins? Or the jury?
He proved more than once that he is too dangerous to be left alive.
Regarding ThatGuy and @Emmazrine, who are facing court today for their crimes of:
• 1,500 counts of 1st degree murder
• Terrorism
• Destruction of property
• Theft
• Drug possession
Well, I don't think I have to say much more about @ThatGuy. Once a thug, always a thug - he's guilty, and his very existence is a threat to this world. That's a fact, and I think no sane human in this courtroom could doubt that.
And @Emmazrine? Her motive for committing those crimes are yet unknown, but this doesn't change the fact that she caused great damage to the people of Greece.
Honorable judge, dear jury, I'm asking you to bring these victims of @Joe D. Olphin and @ThatGuy justice. Forget everything you've ever learned about dolphins, the evidence I will show you during the time of the trial will make you accept that dolphins aren't even near as cute or innocent as you've always thought.
I hereby demand the maximum penalty for the defendants.
I can't say anything about @Emmazrine before she shows up in court and tells her side of the story
As for @ThatGuy ,I thought he died years ago??
As for @ThatGuy ,I thought he died years ago??
