if you don't start within 5 minutes I'll let the the prosecution @Bepo D. Bear cross question the witness
Controversial Joe D. Olphin Trial
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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I think it's rather questionable to accuse @Emmazrine of crimes while she is absent, giving her no chance to defend herself.
@Bepo D. Bear looks more and more suspicious in my eyes.
@Bepo D. Bear looks more and more suspicious in my eyes.
To my testimony:
My name is Rambles and I’m a fish. Specifically, a cleaner fish and live in reef 2, cluster 5, hole 14a.
My whole life I have done nothing else than cleaning other fish – like my father and grandfather before me. I literally cannot do anything else.
*sniff*
It’s good money
and my wife
and my 9 children
have something to eat on their table… . You know … you just do it to get around financially, even if you have to do the nasty stuff… .
It hits even harder, whenever fish refuse to pay, just because @Joe D. Olphin OVER THERE is never happy with how I handle his blow-hole!
His gang generally doesn't pay me!
They are almost always high on puffer fish and when they are, they start rioting around the reef:
- They give the turtles speed,
- they eat sea-dust and yesterday @Joe D. Olphin stuffed a sea cucumber into my home.
… it defecated and died there …
My name is Rambles and I’m a fish. Specifically, a cleaner fish and live in reef 2, cluster 5, hole 14a.
My whole life I have done nothing else than cleaning other fish – like my father and grandfather before me. I literally cannot do anything else.
*sniff*
It’s good money
and my wife
and my 9 children
have something to eat on their table… . You know … you just do it to get around financially, even if you have to do the nasty stuff… .
It hits even harder, whenever fish refuse to pay, just because @Joe D. Olphin OVER THERE is never happy with how I handle his blow-hole!
His gang generally doesn't pay me!
They are almost always high on puffer fish and when they are, they start rioting around the reef:
- They give the turtles speed,
- they eat sea-dust and yesterday @Joe D. Olphin stuffed a sea cucumber into my home.
… it defecated and died there …
He stuffed Mr Cucumber into my living room right as the war broke out.
And no, he didn't receive a bill for his teeth-brushing - BECAUSE HE ATE LITTLE TIMMY!!!
And no, he didn't receive a bill for his teeth-brushing - BECAUSE HE ATE LITTLE TIMMY!!!
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Yes, it was him, I am sure of it! I will never foget their war cry:
The prosecution may now cross examine.
@Bepo D. Bear
@Rambles I'm sorry that you had to endure this misbehavior of @Joe D. Olphin
@Rambles have you ever seen this dolphin around @Joe D. Olphin?
It's @Mr. D. Olphin, he was one of these friends of @Joe D. Olphin you mentioned.
@Rambles have you ever seen this dolphin around @Joe D. Olphin?
It's @Mr. D. Olphin, he was one of these friends of @Joe D. Olphin you mentioned.
@Rambles I'm sorry that you had to endure this misbehavior of @Joe D. Olphin
@Rambles have you ever seen this dolphin around @Joe D. Olphin?
It's @Mr. D. Olphin, he was one of these friends of @Joe D. Olphin you mentioned.
@Rambles have you ever seen this dolphin around @Joe D. Olphin?
It's @Mr. D. Olphin, he was one of these friends of @Joe D. Olphin you mentioned.
And I think he was the one, who was on board ...
I believe they are best friends - they are always together!
And I think he was the one, who was on board ...
And I think he was the one, who was on board ...
Well, @Mr. D. Olphin disappeared shortly after having a serious fight with @Joe D. Olphin and @Joe D. Olphin is suspected of having murdered his best friend and making dolphin burgers out of him.
Has @Joe D. Olphin ever offered you a dolphin burger? Maybe as a payment for your cleaning job?
@Mr. Reloaded the dolphin bastard is doing hard drugs, I wouldn't be surprised if it's what influence him to do such horrible crimes!
You must put him behind bars for at least 69 years!
You must put him behind bars for at least 69 years!
Wow ... @Mr. Reloaded good luck with your client after this piece of evidence!
@Rambles there was something else that you wanted to tell the court, right?
@Rambles there was something else that you wanted to tell the court, right?
