Who is this person? Why should we give a damn about their opinion?
Why don't tuna sandwiches ever get lost?
Because they always know their "wrap" around!
What did the tuna sandwich say to the refrigerator?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
How did the tuna sandwich apologize?
It said, "I'm sorry, I flaked out!"
Why did the tuna sandwich break up with the salad?
Because it couldn't handle the "lettuce-tuna-fy"!
What's a tuna sandwich's favorite game?
Find the "can" in hide and seek!
Why did the tuna sandwich bring a ladder to work?
Because it wanted to climb the corporate "fish"!
What did the tuna sandwich say to the computer?
"Can you please tuna into my favorite website?"
How does a tuna sandwich answer the phone?
"Albacore-ning to you!"
Why did the tuna sandwich go to the beach?
To catch some "rays" of sunshine!
What did the tuna sandwich say to the pickle?
"You're in a real "pickle" now!"
How does a tuna sandwich travel?
In a "sub"marine!
What's a tuna sandwich's favorite sport?
Water polo, of course!
Why did the tuna sandwich bring a flashlight to lunch?
Because it wanted to "brighten" up the meal!
How does a tuna sandwich pay for things?
With "tuna" dollars!
Why did the tuna sandwich start a band?
Because it wanted to play some "fin"-tastic tunes!
What did the tuna sandwich say to the mayo?
"You're the 'spread' to my sandwich!"
Why was the tuna sandwich cold?
Because it had too many "ice-burgers"!
What did the tuna sandwich say to the chips?
"Let's have a "crunch"-time together!"
How does a tuna sandwich keep in touch with friends?
Through "finstagram"!
Why did the tuna sandwich go to space?
To explore the "cosmic" flavors!