Prime Pringles was another breed. Dude was Putting the most effort into the Saturn vs Luffy theory
Once you pop (powerscale) you cant stop.
LMFAO WTF WTF THIS IS AMAZING
Title: Powerscalers Anonymous: The One Piece Edition
Scene: A dimly lit community center. Chairs are arranged in a circle, and a sign on the wall reads:
"Powerscalers Anonymous: One Piece Chapter Discussion Recovery." A group of
One Piece fans, all wearing various levels of fandom paraphernalia, sit awkwardly in the circle.
Moderator:
[Clapping hands] Welcome, everyone. Thank you for coming to our weekly
Powerscalers Anonymous meeting. Remember, this is a safe space. No judgments here.
The group mumbles awkward greetings.
Moderator: Let’s go around and introduce ourselves. Say your name and how powerscaling has affected your life.
ZoroFanatic99:
[Clears throat] Uh, hi, my name is ZoroFanatic99, and I’m a powerscaling addict.
Group: Hi, ZoroFanatic99.
ZoroFanatic99:
[Fidgets nervously] I-I... I can’t stop arguing about Zoro’s AP feats. Last week, I spent four hours explaining how Ashura could
definitely one-shot Kaido if given the chance. I even printed spreadsheets for my coworkers to prove my point.
Moderator: That’s okay, ZoroFanatic99. We’ve all been there. Progress, not perfection. Who’s next?
SanjiBestCook:
[Rolls eyes] My name is SanjiBestCook, and I’m
only here because my friends said I needed help. But let’s be real—Sanji’s speed feats are
undeniable. I mean, Blue Walk? Diable Jambe? Name one time Zoro’s even remotely shown that kind of versatility—
Moderator:
[Interrupting] SanjiBestCook, remember the rules. No direct scaling comparisons during sharing.
SanjiBestCook:
[Mumbling] Fine. But for the record, Zoro’s slow.
ZoroFanatic99:
[Leaping to his feet] TAKE THAT BACK, YOU BIASED LUNARIAN APOLOGIST!
Moderator:
[Holds up a hand] ZoroFanatic99, sit down. Remember, we’re here to
recover. Who’d like to share next?
Yonko4Life:
[Adjusts Kaido-themed hoodie] Yeah, uh, hi, my name’s Yonko4Life. I—I spent my kid’s parent-teacher conference arguing online that Kaido only lost to Luffy because of “plot armor.” My wife doesn’t speak to me anymore because I called her an Admiral stan when she said Kizaru could have beaten Kaido in Marineford.
AkainuSupremacy:
[Leaning forward smugly] She’s not wrong, though. Akainu
would’ve melted Kaido. Dude doesn’t even have future sight.
Yonko4Life:
[Visibly shaking] Oh, you wanna start this right now, magma boy? I swear to Oda, I will END you—
Moderator:
[Desperately ringing a tiny bell] Gentlemen! This is a safe space! Let’s bring it back.
JoyBoyDreamer:
[Whispering] Uh, my name’s JoyBoyDreamer. I’ve, uh, been banned from five Discord servers for insisting Gear 5 makes Luffy a toon force reality-warper who solos every verse.
ZoroFanatic99:
[Scoffing] Bro, stop wanking Luffy. He couldn’t even handle Kaido without backup.
JoyBoyDreamer:
[Defensive] Luffy’s a literal god now. He’s untouchable. Name one character who beats him. I’ll wait.
SanjiBestCook:
[Raises hand eagerly] Sanji—
Everyone: SHUT UP, SANJI.
Moderator: Okay, okay, let’s move on to the group activity. We’re going to practice healthy fandom behavior.
[Holding up a card] This is a picture of Shanks. Let’s discuss his role in the story without debating his strength.
Yonko4Life:
[Squinting] But, uh, how can we not talk about his strength? He’s literally the strongest Yonko.
AkainuSupremacy:
[Laughing] Nah, he’s mid-tier. Fujitora can clap him.
Moderator:
[Pinching bridge of nose] Okay, let’s move on to affirmations. Repeat after me: “It’s okay not to know how strong a character is.”
Group:
[Reluctantly mumbling] It’s okay not to know how strong a character is.
Moderator: “I will not argue on Reddit for hours.”
Group:
[Mumbling less convincingly] I will not argue on Reddit for hours.
Moderator: “The story is about friendship, not power levels.”
ZoroFanatic99:
[Snapping] Now, that’s just a lie.
Group:
[Breaks into chaos]
Moderator:
[Sighs and pulls out a bottle of sake] Maybe Oda’s pacing isn’t the real issue. It’s us.
FADE OUT.