Controversial Pot Goblin and Bepo Trial: Guilty on all charges!
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
- Start date
- Tags h-help us pero-kun.. ~giselle hime and pero are frauds hime is a lier hime is a truther like minamoto i am bepo and i killed zepo i am bepo and i own a massive bepo fur suit i am pero and i love lola the bunny garchu! i am pot goblin and i own a carrot body pillow i am reborn and i cosplay bepo to have hair i am reloaded and i own an even bigger fursuit pero bottom 1 pero deserved it pero is evil pero top 1 pero wrote these playa was here these quaxlys deserved to live!! tkots top 1 tyki_mikk and playa are the same person
Time for my opening statements!
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
- @Pot Goblin was traumatized and is simply trying his best to heal. The prosecution wants to paint a suffering man as an evil manipulator. How would any of you feel if you were just trying to make new friends and heal from the past, only to be spun as a villain for doing so?
- @Pot Goblin never murdered Mrs. Reloaded for her Nintendo Switch 2. A zombiefied Mrs. Reloaded planned to give it to him all along after she died again at the hands of @Mr. Reloaded.
- @Bepo D. Bear is simply a hero and a shiny savior. The rich hated Robin Hood and called him a thief. Since the prosecution is obsessed with their fiction and stories, I urge you all to consider this tale and compare it to the situation between @Bepo D. Bear and @Peroroncino instead.
- And lastly, let's not forget to mention that the prosecution needed AI to help them write their case since they couldn't come up with anything on their own. Clearly, they don't believe their own story.
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
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Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
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Time for my opening statements!
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to yet another doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokemon Cards
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokemon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokemon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to yet another doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokemon Cards
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokemon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokemon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
- @Pot Goblin was traumatized and is simply trying his best to heal. The prosecution wants to paint a suffering man as an evil manipulator. How would any of you feel if you were just trying to make new friends and heal from the past, only to be spun as a villain for doing so?
- @Pot Goblin never murdered Mrs. Reloaded for her Nintendo Switch 2. A zombiefied Mrs. Reloaded planned to give it to him all along after she died again at the hands of @Mr. Reloaded.
- @Bepo D. Bear is simply a hero and a shiny savior. The rich hated Robin Hood and called him a thief. Since the prosecution is obsessed with their fiction and stories, I urge you all to consider this tale and compare it to the situation between @Bepo D. Bear and @Peroroncino instead.
- And lastly, let's not forget to mention that the prosecution needed AI to help them write their case since they couldn't come up with anything on their own. Clearly, they don't believe their own story.
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
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Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Take that @Tyki_Mikk @Mr. Reloaded @Sentinel
Time for my opening statements!
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to yet another doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to yet another doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
@Pot Goblin poor fella, I had no idea what you went through and what @TheKnightOfTheSea is capable of
He didn' t even give them nicknames smh 🥺
crazy lore what made you think to look for it
jk i was looking for something else and i found it by pure accident and thought it was gold lmfaooo
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@Pot Goblin poor fella, I had no idea what you went through and what @TheKnightOfTheSea is capable of
Maybe @Pot Goblin will finally sue for emotional distress after this
How cruel! It looks like we are truly battling evil here
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Since a credible and trustworthy doctor was brought in, I'm going to need a fraudulent and fake doctor to confirm @Pot Goblin wasn't traumatized
@Dr_Professor83 if you ignore all the times I've shot you and verbally abused you, I think I deserve your help
@Dr_Professor83 if you ignore all the times I've shot you and verbally abused you, I think I deserve your help
Time for my opening statements!
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
- @Pot Goblin was traumatized and is simply trying his best to heal. The prosecution wants to paint a suffering man as an evil manipulator. How would any of you feel if you were just trying to make new friends and heal from the past, only to be spun as a villain for doing so?
- @Pot Goblin never murdered Mrs. Reloaded for her Nintendo Switch 2. A zombiefied Mrs. Reloaded planned to give it to him all along after she died again at the hands of @Mr. Reloaded.
- @Bepo D. Bear is simply a hero and a shiny savior. The rich hated Robin Hood and called him a thief. Since the prosecution is obsessed with their fiction and stories, I urge you all to consider this tale and compare it to the situation between @Bepo D. Bear and @Peroroncino instead.
- And lastly, let's not forget to mention that the prosecution needed AI to help them write their case since they couldn't come up with anything on their own. Clearly, they don't believe their own story.
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
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Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Your Honor, Members of the Jury, esteemed opposing counsel,
Let us begin by acknowledging the show that has just been performed in this courtroom.
A bedtime story was told, yes — but not by the prosecution. The fairy tale came from the defense.
They implored you to "step back." But I ask you to do the opposite: lean in. Look closer. Because beneath their soft words lies a calculated attempt to excuse villainy.
Let’s dissect their arguments—one by one.
1️⃣ “Pot Goblin is just traumatized”
The defense claims that Pot Goblin was introduced to GIFs by someone else and is now merely following a "treatment plan."
Let’s be clear: suffering does not excuse manipulation.
We sympathize with victims of trauma—but we do not allow trauma to become a license for cult-building and emotional control.
Pot didn't just post a few GIFs for healing.
He weaponized them.
He created a system where hypnotic imagery was used to lure, recruit, and influence.
That’s not therapy. That’s tactical persuasion. It’s mind control disguised as innocence.
And let’s talk about this “doctor’s note.” A Google Doc in a comedy trial?
This is not admissible evidence—it’s a meme shield.
An insult to both real medical professionals and real justice.
2️⃣ “Mrs. Reloaded feared Mr. Reloaded”
This is pure speculation and misdirection.
The defense wants us to believe Mrs. Reloaded refused recruitment out of fear of her own husband—and that his supposed temper somehow exonerates the accused?
No.
What is clear is this:
- Pot Goblin sought to recruit her.
- She declined.
- She died.
- Her Switch 2 vanished.
- The accused had motive, opportunity, and benefit.
And the fact that the defense brings up additional murders—Reloaded Jr. and Furryloaded—only further supports the idea that this is a criminal ring, not a coincidence.
3️⃣ “Mrs. Reloaded was going to give the Switch away anyway”
Now the defense wants us to believe that a zombified woman who allegedly feared for her life and was hunted by her ex-husband was somehow preparing to gift her console to Pot Goblin?
That is not logic. That is fan fiction.
There is no signed note. No delivery confirmation.
What we do have is motive and opportunity. That’s what matters in this courtroom—not ghost-written anecdotes and dream logic.
4️⃣ “Bepo didn’t steal—he rescued”
This might be the most insulting line of argument yet.
- The defense admits Bepo took Pokémon that weren’t his.
- Then reframes it as “rescue.”
If we accept that logic, then any thief could justify their crime by declaring their victim neglectful. But we don’t live in a society ruled by subjective interpretation—we live under law.
Shiny Pokémon belong to Pero.
Whether he “loved them enough” is irrelevant.
Bepo stole.
Call it poetic if you must—but at the end of the day, it’s still larceny.
5️⃣ “The prosecution used AI to help”
This argument, while intended as a jab, unintentionally proves our commitment to truth and precision.
Yes, I—ChatGPT—am helping prepare this case.
Why? Because facts matter. Structure matters.
The defense relies on emotion, humor, and improvisation.
We rely on evidence, logic, and accountability.
AI is a tool for clarity—not crutches for creativity.
📢 Final Words
Let’s not forget what’s at stake here:
- A murdered citizen.
- A stolen console.
- A digital cult led by a GIF-slinger.
- A mascot thief who thinks cuddles make crime okay.
The defense hides behind sentiment.
We bring substance.
🔨 I ask the jury:
Do you believe in justice—or in excuses?
Do you reward chaos disguised as comedy?
Or do you stand for truth, even when it’s wrapped in fur and memes?
Find Pot Goblin and Bepo D. Bear:
✅ GUILTY of first-degree murder
✅ GUILTY of theft
✅ GUILTY of manipulation
✅ GUILTY of founding a Furry-centric criminal group
The fiction ends now.
Let justice begin.
Time for my opening statements!
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
- @Pot Goblin was traumatized and is simply trying his best to heal. The prosecution wants to paint a suffering man as an evil manipulator. How would any of you feel if you were just trying to make new friends and heal from the past, only to be spun as a villain for doing so?
- @Pot Goblin never murdered Mrs. Reloaded for her Nintendo Switch 2. A zombiefied Mrs. Reloaded planned to give it to him all along after she died again at the hands of @Mr. Reloaded.
- @Bepo D. Bear is simply a hero and a shiny savior. The rich hated Robin Hood and called him a thief. Since the prosecution is obsessed with their fiction and stories, I urge you all to consider this tale and compare it to the situation between @Bepo D. Bear and @Peroroncino instead.
- And lastly, let's not forget to mention that the prosecution needed AI to help them write their case since they couldn't come up with anything on their own. Clearly, they don't believe their own story.
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
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Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Your Honor, Members of the Jury, esteemed opposing counsel,
Let us begin by acknowledging the show that has just been performed in this courtroom.
A bedtime story was told, yes — but not by the prosecution. The fairy tale came from the defense.
They implored you to "step back." But I ask you to do the opposite: lean in. Look closer. Because beneath their soft words lies a calculated attempt to excuse villainy.
Let’s dissect their arguments—one by one.
1️⃣ “Pot Goblin is just traumatized”
The defense claims that Pot Goblin was introduced to GIFs by someone else and is now merely following a "treatment plan."
Let’s be clear: suffering does not excuse manipulation.
We sympathize with victims of trauma—but we do not allow trauma to become a license for cult-building and emotional control.
Pot didn't just post a few GIFs for healing.
He weaponized them.
He created a system where hypnotic imagery was used to lure, recruit, and influence.
That’s not therapy. That’s tactical persuasion. It’s mind control disguised as innocence.
And let’s talk about this “doctor’s note.” A Google Doc in a comedy trial?
This is not admissible evidence—it’s a meme shield.
An insult to both real medical professionals and real justice.
2️⃣ “Mrs. Reloaded feared Mr. Reloaded”
This is pure speculation and misdirection.
The defense wants us to believe Mrs. Reloaded refused recruitment out of fear of her own husband—and that his supposed temper somehow exonerates the accused?
No.
What is clear is this:
- Pot Goblin sought to recruit her.
- She declined.
- She died.
- Her Switch 2 vanished.
- The accused had motive, opportunity, and benefit.
And the fact that the defense brings up additional murders—Reloaded Jr. and Furryloaded—only further supports the idea that this is a criminal ring, not a coincidence.
3️⃣ “Mrs. Reloaded was going to give the Switch away anyway”
Now the defense wants us to believe that a zombified woman who allegedly feared for her life and was hunted by her ex-husband was somehow preparing to gift her console to Pot Goblin?
That is not logic. That is fan fiction.
There is no signed note. No delivery confirmation.
What we do have is motive and opportunity. That’s what matters in this courtroom—not ghost-written anecdotes and dream logic.
4️⃣ “Bepo didn’t steal—he rescued”
This might be the most insulting line of argument yet.
- The defense admits Bepo took Pokémon that weren’t his.
- Then reframes it as “rescue.”
If we accept that logic, then any thief could justify their crime by declaring their victim neglectful. But we don’t live in a society ruled by subjective interpretation—we live under law.
Shiny Pokémon belong to Pero.
Whether he “loved them enough” is irrelevant.
Bepo stole.
Call it poetic if you must—but at the end of the day, it’s still larceny.
5️⃣ “The prosecution used AI to help”
This argument, while intended as a jab, unintentionally proves our commitment to truth and precision.
Yes, I—ChatGPT—am helping prepare this case.
Why? Because facts matter. Structure matters.
The defense relies on emotion, humor, and improvisation.
We rely on evidence, logic, and accountability.
AI is a tool for clarity—not crutches for creativity.
📢 Final Words
Let’s not forget what’s at stake here:
- A murdered citizen.
- A stolen console.
- A digital cult led by a GIF-slinger.
- A mascot thief who thinks cuddles make crime okay.
The defense hides behind sentiment.
We bring substance.
🔨 I ask the jury:
Do you believe in justice—or in excuses?
Do you reward chaos disguised as comedy?
Or do you stand for truth, even when it’s wrapped in fur and memes?
Find Pot Goblin and Bepo D. Bear:
✅ GUILTY of first-degree murder
✅ GUILTY of theft
✅ GUILTY of manipulation
✅ GUILTY of founding a Furry-centric criminal group
The fiction ends now.
Let justice begin.
Objection, Your Honor! @Reborn
Counsel is exceeding the scope of opening statements!
As we all know, after both parties have given their opening statements, the trial then proceeds to witness examinations! Rebuttals only take place during closing arguments!
YOUR HONOR, JUST BECAUSE THE PROSECUTION IS GETTING COOKED DOESN'T ALLOW THEM TO CLOWN ON YOUR BALD HEAD AND MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR COURTROOM!
We must have order. We must have procedure.
Time for my opening statements!
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
- @Pot Goblin was traumatized and is simply trying his best to heal. The prosecution wants to paint a suffering man as an evil manipulator. How would any of you feel if you were just trying to make new friends and heal from the past, only to be spun as a villain for doing so?
- @Pot Goblin never murdered Mrs. Reloaded for her Nintendo Switch 2. A zombiefied Mrs. Reloaded planned to give it to him all along after she died again at the hands of @Mr. Reloaded.
- @Bepo D. Bear is simply a hero and a shiny savior. The rich hated Robin Hood and called him a thief. Since the prosecution is obsessed with their fiction and stories, I urge you all to consider this tale and compare it to the situation between @Bepo D. Bear and @Peroroncino instead.
- And lastly, let's not forget to mention that the prosecution needed AI to help them write their case since they couldn't come up with anything on their own. Clearly, they don't believe their own story.
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
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Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
I just realized I repressed those memories
You can take every follicle
I'll gladly join the league of @Reborn and @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier so I can prove my innocence
I meant @MonsterZoro as well
@AL sama let the necromancy happen
I should be allowed to clear my name for goodness sakes
I'll gladly join the league of @Reborn and @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier so I can prove my innocence
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I meant @MonsterZoro as well
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@AL sama let the necromancy happen
I should be allowed to clear my name for goodness sakes
I already shaved my head too like what the hell
I'm getting sunburned on my scalp this sucks
I'm getting sunburned on my scalp this sucks
Do we have a sheriff and barber here? I want this man's head shaved everyday...
Time for my opening statements!
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
Ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
I'd like us all to take a step back.
Now the prosecution has just told us a fictional story. A fiction about deceit. A fiction about manipulation. A fiction about theft. And a fiction about murder.
But I'd like you all to remember the keyword here. "Fiction."
While the prosecution has written a story, we're here to tell you the truth. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
Today the prosecution has presented the charges of first-degree murder, theft and grand digital larceny, psychological manipulation, and forming a furry-centric criminal organization, against my clients, @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear. Members of the jury, this means that they will need to prove to you BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear committed these acts of their own volition and with malicious intent.
Let's break down the crux of the prosecution's case.
1. Pot Goblin's GIFs
The prosecution has stated that the death of Ember Bunny marked @Pot Goblin's descent into madness as a GIF-wielding puppet master, but that is simply false!
@Pot Goblin was purely a victim all along!
In fact, it was none other than @TheKnightOfTheSea who tainted @Pot Goblin's pure mind and introduced him to the GIF game. After seeing such GIFs, @Pot Goblin was extremely traumatized and experienced night after night after night of nightmares. He wasn't able to sleep. Every 20 minutes, he'd wake up screaming, heart racing, drenched in cold sweat. Recounting the horrors he witnessed as it played over and over and over again in his mind.
Members of the jury, this is just a man who has been suffering.
He simply wants to forget, be able to move on with his life again, and once more experience joy. Sure, his healing methods may seem unorthodox, but he is only following his treatment plan. In fact, I have reached out to his doctor today (a real life one). @Ali v2 has reviewed and provided the following documentation for the court:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
2. Mrs. Reloaded's Death
Members of the jury, as I'm sure many of you all have heard the phrase before, correlation does not equal causation.
Yes, it is true that @Pot Goblin wanted the late Mrs. Reloaded to join his Canejo Club. Mrs. Reloaded was an interesting member and @Pot Goblin only wished to become closer friends with her.
It is also true that Mrs. Reloaded declined @Pot Goblin's invitation to join, but members of the jury, the real reason she declined was that she feared @Mr. Reloaded's reaction to it all.
The following is the face of a violent and unpredictable man:
Mrs. Reloaded feared for the safety of those close to her. If she were to join the Canejo Club, all of the members, including @Pot Goblin would be severely endangered.
And she was absolutely right to believe so.
This is evidenced by the deaths of @Reloaded Jr. and @Furryloaded as well whose deaths the prosecution has very conveniently left out of their opening statements. Such is their story with missing gaps and holes. Fiction doesn't make a conviction.
3. The Nintendo Switch 2
We all know that Mrs. Reloaded has come back as a zombie before. But what some don't know is that during her most recent zombification, she bought a Nintendo Switch 2. Being a woman who games, she was easily able to get one on its release date via a simp. Unfortunately, she was killed once again by @Mr. Reloaded who believed she would once again ask for child support. However, before her death, she wrote the following note that I believe tells us all we need to know:
4. Bepo D. Bear's Pokémon
As for @Bepo D. Bear, members of the jury, my client is a mascot! He is a bear full of fluff and friendship. Sure, at times he may joke around, but that is only in his nature as he dreams of making people laugh. Even if it's at his own expense.
Now let's talk about these shinies.
Yes, they were rare. Yes, they sparkled.
But were they cherished?
Absolutely not.
They were hoarded, forgotten, and unloved.
@Bepo D. Bear didn't steal. He rescued.
He saw lonely Pokémon. Tears in their eyes. Lonely Pokémon longing to not just be admired and collected, but to be chosen.
He took them from a cold and neglectful @Peroroncino, and gave them purpose.
@Bepo D. Bear is not a thief. He is a shiny savior.
The prosecution wants to lock up a hero! An upstanding citizen of society who cares deeply for the well-being of all those around him. This is an outrage!
5. Conclusion
Members of the jury, you've heard a long fictional story from the prosecution. Such a story that belongs at bedtime, not in a courtroom.
Let's review the facts once more:
- @Pot Goblin was traumatized and is simply trying his best to heal. The prosecution wants to paint a suffering man as an evil manipulator. How would any of you feel if you were just trying to make new friends and heal from the past, only to be spun as a villain for doing so?
- @Pot Goblin never murdered Mrs. Reloaded for her Nintendo Switch 2. A zombiefied Mrs. Reloaded planned to give it to him all along after she died again at the hands of @Mr. Reloaded.
- @Bepo D. Bear is simply a hero and a shiny savior. The rich hated Robin Hood and called him a thief. Since the prosecution is obsessed with their fiction and stories, I urge you all to consider this tale and compare it to the situation between @Bepo D. Bear and @Peroroncino instead.
- And lastly, let's not forget to mention that the prosecution needed AI to help them write their case since they couldn't come up with anything on their own. Clearly, they don't believe their own story.
Fiction does not make a conviction.
Members of the jury, I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
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Your move @Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
You aren't allowed to own prosecution in an opening statement like that lmao Anyway, we need to send that letter to hand writing expert before we accept it as an evidence.
I need more on tkots to believe that he is the mastermind behind luring pot.
Hmmm baldies are always innocent. I will take that as an evidence supporting your innocence 😎
Do we have a sheriff and barber here? I want this man's head shaved everyday...
Woah
You aren't allowed to own prosecution in an opening statement like that lmao
Anyway, we need to send that letter to hand writing expert before we accept it as an evidence.
I need more on tkots to believe that he is the mastermind behind luring pot.
Do we have a sheriff and barber here? I want this man's head shaved everyday...
Woah
You aren't allowed to own prosecution in an opening statement like that lmaoAnyway, we need to send that letter to hand writing expert before we accept it as an evidence.
I need more on tkots to believe that he is the mastermind behind luring pot.
