I accidentally met and argued with my High School Physics teacher last night.
He hasn't changed at all, still the same as Mr. Straight Poker Face Guy.
Even when I tell him your cracked jokes, he is still expressionless.
:pepebusi: My evil plan is going according to plan!
:pepestop: Stop right there!
:pepeshy: I-is there a problem Officer?
:peperain: You shouldn’t be outside without an umbrella.
:tchpepe: Oh yeah, i forgot…
:pepestrike: Is that weed you are smocking?!
:pepeshy: N-no mister Officer it’s not weed, i promise!
:pepeke: Sigh… Alright put your hands up so i can see them.
:pepehands: Please i don’t wa
My T-rex was not fast enough smh 🙄🙄
Even though exactly 1 minute before the race my T-rex has eaten 81 burger kings, 42 pieces KFC and 2 barrels of low sugar cola.
I don't think I have the talent to be a T-rex trainer.
Should I switch professions back to being a T-rex hunter instead? 😥
Just realized that I’m no longer getting tagged in a million threads I don’t wanna read by virtue of changing my UN and I wish I had done it two fucking years ago, thank y’all for being lazy dickheads who never update those floating tag lists 😈🤤🫡
I don’t always see “Show ignored content” at the bottom of my profile, but when I do, I know it’s because @Shanks' de Snitch still hasn’t learned to just log the fuck off for a bit 😵💫😿👇
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ShinzoAbeReturns
I've absorbed the realm of mortality in order to mistify the use of science in modern society. Engaging in sexual intercourse with my vaccum cleaner and toaster (simultaneously) gave me knowledge on all forces of the universe allowing me to transcend the concept of space and time.
I exist outside of the dimension you currently find yourself in. I'm not a person, i'm an abstract concept embodying your deepest desires. I will make you break out of the matrix and you'll thank no one but yourself.
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