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My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub.
I don’t know how many Adam Sandler fans we have around here, but Hubie Halloween is a surprisingly fun romp! Old Sandler pulls off “old” Sandler extremely well, all the stunt casting and dumb jokes that somehow work are intact, and it’s even a little spooky 😱
Right on time, it’s my weekly reckoning with the incessant racism and homophobia on this forum!! ZoroGang and True God Moe are spinning in their virtual graves, they deserve to come back while hate speech spreads across this place like a rash.
Some personal news - I have finally been made aware of the “milk and cereal” video, and I will not be making any further comments on the matter other than to say this...milk before cereal means you are completely devoid of joy and have lost control of absolutely everything in your life. As you were.