Y’all…it’s good. The effects are a little janky, a lot of details are different, and the fights are just slightly underdone…but it’s fucking GOOD, way better than anyone could have reasonably expected. Really hoping for a second season and beyond, something I can’t believe I’m saying 🫣😳😶🌫️
Coworker at my new job noticed the SHP action figures on my desk and asked what they were from…my answer was 20 minutes long, and afterwards, her only response was “I like the green haired one the best”…we are SO back, Zoro bros 😎😤🫡
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me
So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me
*scrolls through 599 promoted tweets and replies from verified accounts I don’t and would never follow*
Well, guess that’s all the Twitter I’m allowed to eat today!!
*throws phone in trash, puts on shirt that says BILLIONAIRES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER ACCORDING TO THIS TBI I RECENTLY SUSTAINED*
Let’s say you choose to do all of the following things:
Pay $250K to go underwater
Get into a privately owned and knowingly unsafe container
Trust a Logitech gaming controller to drive the tin can
Believe you can defy nature despite so, SO much evidence to the contrary
If these are all decisions made while being conscious of the risks, guess what?? You fucked around…and that always leads to finding out 🤷♂️
I wanna mansplain the joke that I’m not sure y’all are getting - “shepherd” can mean leading someone to something and “peter” is an esoteric term for cocks, so “Shepherd Jew Peter” in this case is meant to be read as “Guiding Jew Penis.” Hope this helps!! 👋🙏
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