Once I buy a tart,
I heard someone fart,
Then I hit him with a dart,
He had to be rushed to the hospital with a cart,
But the driver was very careless and took him to Walmart.
Just saw a theory on Reddit that Zoro is still a bounty hunter and will eventually betray the crew once they’re worth as many Berries as possible...not trying to open the door for my least favorite Sanji stans, but this would be a plot twist for the fuckin’ ages...
Just caught a loose cricket in my bathroom with a fistful of precious toilet paper...I looked right in its eyes, said “Tell God HIS day of reckoning is nigh,” and squished it off this mortal coil. Might have let it go in the past, but quarantining for half a year changes a person.
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