My Queen, I am Sir Drago of the Worstgen Knights Legion and I come bearing terrible news! I've overheard of an assassination plot by the maidens @Kiwipom, @Natalija and your twin brother @Light D Lamperouge. Those treacherous scums! Give the order and I will have them hanged for their crimes!
Hi My Queen, maybe tomorrow I will not be able to make breakfast for you, I will go on a date with the Prince and will come home late at night. So, you have to cook by yourself, and wash all the dishes. Don't reduce my salary, because I need it to buy new make-up and clothes.