Working out and then managing your diet requires intensive hardwork and management+ patience to get physique or stay fit. It requires hell of dedication and pain. If anything this isn't hiding insecurity but overcoming it
The rat colony living in the Jewnicorn Gym Showers have now established a democratic government, working MCdonalds ice cream machines and reached space travel.
They sent an ambassador asking for 50% of all profit achieved by the Jewnicorn Brand, and also requested that we stop referring to them as rats and start calling them by their true name: "Deitic Overlords that are to be worshipped".
Sorry, everyone…Jewnicorn Fitness died last night for the 847th time and officially revived forever immediately afterwards, so this is the rest of your life and mine right here!! #JewnicornFitnessWillNeverDieEvenWhenJDBDiesOnSeptember16th2038 🤯😤🫡🫠🤤✡️❤️🔥🕎💫💪🦾🤑😈
Just watched my neighbor’s kid get down on all fours in their front yard and suck water directly from a ground sprinkler…I already knew none of the children on my street are going to college, but now I’m wondering how many of them will be brain dead by the time they’re supposed to 🫠
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
Dj spinnin' I said, "My My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
Apologizing to my parents for wasting my potential as an Internet Lord™️, they called my 3rd grade teacher and every woman I’ve slept with and made me apologize to them too, my employer has asked me to resign, my neighbors are leaving flaming laptops on my doorstep at all times, I can’t live like this anymore, I’m sorry for disappointing everyone on this forum, I vow to do better in my next virtual life…
EVERY AVATAR I HAVE EVER USED IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL!!! WELL, I DON’T HOLD SAID COPYRIGHTS, BUT IT’S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER!! EVERYTHING I DO IS HILARIOUS, TOPICAL, AND CONTROVERSIAL; ANYONE WHO IMITATES ME IS WEAK MINDED AND LAZY!! ANYWAY, SORRY I’M YELLING, THANKS FOR SHOPPING AT WALGREENS 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
8 planets of the solar system
7 wonders of the world
6 days of the week
5 second to mars
4 horsemen of apocalypse
3 Musketeers
2 + 2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick mafs
1 Day of my life
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