Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Penchester Urinated Players on them...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Crystiano Penaldo has his first parenting lesson with his new son.
"Right," says the midwife, "what should you do if he starts crying and having a tantrum?"
"Show him a yellow card and tell him to get up off the f**king floor," replies the baby.
Fan following Man U and believing they will win the league
Thinking Tomato is a vegetable
Believing Shanks is above Mihawk
Believing Penaldo is still relevant and can score goal without penalties
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Martinez clearly doesnt handball but the VAR keep give the penalty anyway.
But Benchnaldo & Maguire starts means lose.