After 5 minutes into the movie, i decided to leave the theater because i remember my FAMILY is the most important thing in my life.
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Decided to watch the new Fast & Furious movie aka Fast X.
After 5 minutes into the movie, i decided to leave the theater because i remember my FAMILY is the most important thing in my life.
#ThankYouDom #Dom4President #JewnicornFitnessWillNeverDie
Shokugeki no Soma is a lot of fun, but I would probably enjoy it a bit more if every single character didn’t end up naked in every single chapter 😰
Seen on this morning’s walk:
A moose in a public park
Two chickens in a residential yard
Three guys sleeping in a car
Eighteen thousand cats, squirrels, children, pieces of trash blown around by the wind, absolutely ANYTHING to distract my dogs and make them lunge hard enough to yank my shoulder out of the God damn socket…
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Chicken being fried = Fried Chicken
Rice being fried = Fried Rice
Potato being fried = French Fries
Can you explain to me as "Food enthusiast" on why French people claim "Fried Potato" as their food?? 🤔🤔
Is June 9th your second favorite day of the year by chance? 
Thank you for your comment.
Finally found the proper translation for Jon Xina Bing Chilling Video after 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NwG4aSdoBjk
People who set off fireworks in residential neighborhoods before sundown on random non-holiday occasions are also the worst at sex because nobody ever wants to have it with them 🤬🤬🤬 
Hey man, did you finish Laggan?
Saw someone on Twitter claim that Z - yes, the non-canon admiral from the non-canon movie named after him - is the greatest character in OP history, and I just…what are we doing here, man?? If they’re trolling, is that the best they could do?? And if they’re not trolling, Jesus Christ, what???
Oh boy 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 
Hater. 
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you. 
My man🤙🏼🤙🏼
Every get high then climb a tree and wonder….
How the fuck
Did I get up here?
And start to panic
And contemplate how life was before that moment
And how life will be after that moment?
Comedy album titles from “edgy” standup performers always sound like this -
First: Slapped and Clapped!
Second: A Face Only Your Mother Could Ride
Third: Unshakeable
Fourth: Real Men Wear Corduroys
Fifth: Live at Carnegie Hall…No Apologies
Sixth: One for the Road (Head)
Lady JDB’s family is giving her shit because we chose the same place - not the same time - to honeymoon as her brother and his fiancé (who set their wedding date two months before ours) and they think we’re stepping on their toes…y’all, I’ve cut out plenty of my blood relatives for much less, so believe me when I say I’ll have NO problem telling my soon-to-be in-laws to simultaneously suck my asshole AND my balls 🫡
When you think about it
A doctor wishes you illness
A lawyer wishes you get sued
A therapist wishes you depression
And an engineer wishes your car fails
But only a thief wishes you prosperity -
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