Versus Battle 1 Silverback Gorilla Vs 100 Unarmed Men
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Yes, but not 3:1 way above. 2 average adult males should be able to take out one chimp
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The Gorillaganda is wild. How much are Gorillas paying for this PR?
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Nuh uh, I watched Peter Jackson's 2005 nature documentary and it said they can low-diff packs of theropods, you can't fool me.
More than you can imagine.
They've gotten control of the American and Japanese film industries.
To say nothing of their iron grip over the adhesive sector.
And glass
And even music!
They're everywhere and anywhere, they've got their hairy fingers in every pie.
You think Harambe's death was an accident? That all these Gorilla versus fights are a coincidence? It's all connected, I tell you.
They've gotten control of the American and Japanese film industries.
To say nothing of their iron grip over the adhesive sector.
And glass
And even music!
They're everywhere and anywhere, they've got their hairy fingers in every pie.
You think Harambe's death was an accident? That all these Gorilla versus fights are a coincidence? It's all connected, I tell you.
More than you can imagine.
They've gotten control of the American and Japanese film industries.
To say nothing of their iron grip over the adhesive sector.
And glass
And even music!
They're everywhere and anywhere, they've got their hairy fingers in every pie.
You think Harambe's death was an accident? That all these Gorilla versus fights are a coincidence? It's all connected, I tell you.
They've gotten control of the American and Japanese film industries.
To say nothing of their iron grip over the adhesive sector.
And glass
And even music!
They're everywhere and anywhere, they've got their hairy fingers in every pie.
You think Harambe's death was an accident? That all these Gorilla versus fights are a coincidence? It's all connected, I tell you.
when they eventually go extinct it will pay off.
Just look at how small they’re compared to a woman lmao. Yeah I’m on skysanji’s side 10 guys have a punchers chance at killing the thing
I think we can win if we use harassment tatics to make the Gorilla sleep deprived. Imagine this:
These a 100 men get divided into 4 groups of 25 men. They will take turns in the the morning, afternoon, night and midnight (every 6 hours) to pursue, scream and bait the Gorilla into fighting/moving. The goal is to make the animal so stressed/scared it can't sleep, drink, eat and rest. We will force him into always being alert and moving. Eventually, he will end up dying from a heart attack or something else derived from fatigue and lack of proper sleep. We used to pursue animals to exhaustion back in the day. We are the best long distance runners in the planet after all. Engaging the Gorilla into a fist fight is stupid. He will always win that way. We don't really have a means to put him down in a fist fight. Some men have killed bears with chokes, but i doubt a 100 random men can pull that off while fighting a Gorilla. Better try my method. Tiring out the thing to death is realistic and has being done in the past.
These a 100 men get divided into 4 groups of 25 men. They will take turns in the the morning, afternoon, night and midnight (every 6 hours) to pursue, scream and bait the Gorilla into fighting/moving. The goal is to make the animal so stressed/scared it can't sleep, drink, eat and rest. We will force him into always being alert and moving. Eventually, he will end up dying from a heart attack or something else derived from fatigue and lack of proper sleep. We used to pursue animals to exhaustion back in the day. We are the best long distance runners in the planet after all. Engaging the Gorilla into a fist fight is stupid. He will always win that way. We don't really have a means to put him down in a fist fight. Some men have killed bears with chokes, but i doubt a 100 random men can pull that off while fighting a Gorilla. Better try my method. Tiring out the thing to death is realistic and has being done in the past.
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More than you can imagine.
They've gotten control of the American and Japanese film industries.
To say nothing of their iron grip over the adhesive sector.
And glass
And even music!
They're everywhere and anywhere, they've got their hairy fingers in every pie.
You think Harambe's death was an accident? That all these Gorilla versus fights are a coincidence? It's all connected, I tell you.
They've gotten control of the American and Japanese film industries.
To say nothing of their iron grip over the adhesive sector.
And glass
And even music!
They're everywhere and anywhere, they've got their hairy fingers in every pie.
You think Harambe's death was an accident? That all these Gorilla versus fights are a coincidence? It's all connected, I tell you.
Overlooks how common adults were scared chickens and even felt panic while Gorilla walked like a boss
Actually, I was wrong. Gorilla haki aura is enough to make many just shit their pants....
An advisory for your group of men - "Please avoid wearing yellow"
Actually, I was wrong. Gorilla haki aura is enough to make many just shit their pants....
An advisory for your group of men - "Please avoid wearing yellow"
Ofc the gorilla is just to going to be chilling if we don’t provoke them lmao. 10 men screaming and rushing towards it and he’ll run away. You still don’t understand that gorillas are not aggressive animals lol
lol you’d have a better chance at choking a gorilla than a bear. Bears are absolute units with thick fat skin and bigger muscles. Gorillas can suffer mortal wounds from low caliber guns unlike bears and are often leopard victims
Not really, Bears don't have arms, they won't easily get you off their back if you mount their backs and put a choke. Gorillas will have an easier time doing so. They have hands that can be used to grab your arms. People have literally killed bears by choking them:
https://metro.co.uk/2013/05/27/shep...are-hands-after-squeezing-its-throat-3810110/
https://mycountry955.com/the-wyoming-man-who-killed-a-grizzly-bear-with-his-hands-and-teeth/
Btw, i don't agree with Chael.
https://metro.co.uk/2013/05/27/shep...are-hands-after-squeezing-its-throat-3810110/
https://mycountry955.com/the-wyoming-man-who-killed-a-grizzly-bear-with-his-hands-and-teeth/
I am not even sure if Gorillas have the shoulder range to get somebody off their back, gorillas are way stiffer than us and clumsier. Plus their necks are not as thick as a bear, you could actually seriously injury it with a tear or bite,
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yeah it's clear all these movies and shows have them convinced that gorillas are 10 foot giants who can fight for days and have iron skin and bones lmao
ironically I think we can actually kick as hard as a gorilla can punch. So @EmperorKinyagi I have 10 UFC fighters > Gorilla
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yeah it's clear all these movies and shows have them convinced that gorillas are 10 foot giants who can fight for days and have iron skin and bones lmao
ironically I think we can actually kick as hard as a gorilla can punch. So @EmperorKinyagi I have 10 UFC fighters > Gorilla
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