They don't count right?
In latest expose, Big New Morgans interviews Blackbeard Titanic Captain Shiryu of the rain over his mixed-race.
Shiryu: "In Impel Down, it was tough. If you're one race, whatever. Nobody gives Magellan any crap, even though his crap is literally toxic. But, me? Interracial men were treated awfully. I was imprisoned for being a light skinned person of color, rather than all the brutal murders I committed by grossly abusing my power, in my opinion.
And, then, I heard about this Minority Hunter Zoro guy. I'm like, finally, I can teach some racist jerk a lesson. I pull up, pick a fight, and this green haired asshole takes one look at me and goes, "Eh, not dark enough" then walks away and starts shanking Blackbeard. What a fucking piece of shit, the Straw Hat Pirates are racist pricks. I have it on good authority that Chopper, their reindeer, is actually a slave reserved as their Emergency-Food-Supply, and that Franky, the "Cyborg" is actually a Long-Arm-Man trapped in a robot powered by uranium-laced cola, slowly dying of radiation poisoning.
Thank the Sun God that Blackbeard's crew is so open and welcoming. We're hoping to recruit some Okama to the crew, actually. I keep killing... um... we seem to develop employee shortages randomly, so, we need some fresh blood, you know?"
Morgans: "I have it on good account everything you just told me is a gigantic lie, except the parts involving you murdering people."
Shiryu: "I always knew the mainstream media was racist."