Who will be the next Strawhat


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- You're seriously entering schizo headcanon shit with that second sentence. Truly check yourself out because, man, you clearly have some deep-rooted problems :kobeha:
- Bro, Dressrosa literally ended with Fuji lifting all the rubble up and getting it outside Dressrosa, HEAVILY HELPING THE COUNTRY IN THE PROCESS. It's the same shit but the difference is that Fuji did it willingly and Aramaki can't help it despite being a fucking nazi dipshit.
- Because POLITICS, you stupid dumbfuck. If they can get a peaceful resolution that doesn't involve sending a lot of militar assets to invade it, they'll take it, SPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS IN TURMOIL AND THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH KAIDO ANYMORE.

1. "Would it really have been too much work for Oda to draw a single panel of a Beast Pirate telling the CP0 guy that Yamato was Kaido's son? :neesama:"

That's how fucking desperate you sound right now, trying to grasp at fucking straws. :kobeha:

2. It isn't headcanon because it literally happened, you stupid Penis. :kobeha: Strawberry warns the HQ about Jinbei and says to watch out for him because he's strong, just as we see that he's still bandaged. And you literally have to reduce the argument to the uttmost ridiculous abstraction of "THEY CAN'T JUST CALCULATE THE POWER LEVEL LIKE WITH THE SCOUTERS OF DRAGON BALL!!!" and still think it makes for a fucking compelling argument when you have to address how the fandom values the bounties instead of admitting that Oda as an author places importance on them whether you want it or not :ihaha:

3. Yes. Momo's trying to prove his worth to Yamato right now, and to show he (and his retainers) don't need her. You really think Oda is dickridding Momo to oblivion with chapters like 1051 and then have him beg for help just a few chapters later just when he's showing some determination? :kobeha:
- Look bro I'm joking, but really though Wano would be undefended without her
- That's a stretch but alright I guess
- Okay but how do you do politics with a guy holding a gun to your head?

1. Cope
2. But that's literally what you're doing with Yamato hitting Aramaki
3. From chapter 1051:

But sure this is totally a guy who can beat an admiral
 
I just don’t even…woof…

Momo/Scabbards exist and are in the completely off-topic panels you posted, chief…anyway, don’t you ever accuse me of whatever fucking bullshit that is again or we are gonna have a much bigger problem than you being wrong about everything 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Yeah bro I made a rape joke
There a problem with that? :kata:
 
- Look bro I'm joking, but really though Wano would be undefended without her
- That's a stretch but alright I guess
- Okay but how do you do politics with a guy holding a gun to your head?

1. Cope
2. But that's literally what you're doing with Yamato hitting Aramaki
3. From chapter 1051:

But sure this is totally a guy who can beat an admiral
- You do politics by telling your Nazi police officer to back off and help attend some other issue while you send a diplomat to negotiate the conditions to annex Wano to the WG. Remember: Greenbull is trying to not let Akainu know about what he's doing in Wano, and that will have repercusions in what happens with the Fleet he ordered via Denden-mushi.

1. Man, you're the one that should be ready to cope when the inevitable happens, you won't be able to waver off every single @ here just with "man I was so wrong and even got clowned, but it's because Oda handled it so poorly I swear!" :ihaha:

2. Once again, you're twisting the argument and also using "literally" wrongly. Let's follow this simple hypothetical line of events:

Yamato fights with Aramaki for a bit, shows off her ACoC and skills (this has happened)
->
Aramaki acknowledges her Haki (again, this has happened)
->
He learns that she's Kaido's daughter and also that she's joining the SHs
->
When consulted by the HQ, he tells all of this and when asked how dangerous he thinks she might be, he compares her to, for example, the Marine VAs, saying she's easily stronger than almost all of them (this doesn't need to be shown explicitely)
->
Marine HQ, specifically Brannew, takes all of this into account and crafts Yamato's bounty

See how this is playing out? Instead, you're reducing the argument to a hypothetical scenario in which Aramaki flat out states "HMMM, THAT ACOC INFUSED CLUB SWING WAS A 7/10" because YOU'RE DUMB AS FUCK

3. Again, never said that he's LITERALLY DEFEATING ARAMAKI 1on1, but that's far from needing to get saved by Yamato after his showing in 1051, you Penis.

Let's see your next cope because I'm having a decent bif of fun here :gokulaugh:
 
- You do politics by telling your Nazi police officer to back off and help attend some other issue while you send a diplomat to negotiate the conditions to annex Wano to the WG. Remember: Greenbull is trying to not let Akainu know about what he's doing in Wano, and that will have repercusions in what happens with the Fleet he ordered via Denden-mushi.

1. Man, you're the one that should be ready to cope when the inevitable happens, you won't be able to waver off every single @ here just with "man I was so wrong and even got clowned, but it's because Oda handled it so poorly I swear!" :ihaha:

2. Once again, you're twisting the argument and also using "literally" wrongly. Let's follow this simple hypothetical line of events:

Yamato fights with Aramaki for a bit, shows off her ACoC and skills (this has happened)
->
Aramaki acknowledges her Haki (again, this has happened)
->
He learns that she's Kaido's daughter and also that she's joining the SHs
->
When consulted by the HQ, he tells all of this and when asked how dangerous he thinks she might be, he compares her to, for example, the Marine VAs, saying she's easily stronger than almost all of them (this doesn't need to be shown explicitely)
->
Marine HQ, specifically Brannew, takes all of this into account and crafts Yamato's bounty

See how this is playing out? Instead, you're reducing the argument to a hypothetical scenario in which Aramaki flat out states "HMMM, THAT ACOC INFUSED CLUB SWING WAS A 7/10" because YOU'RE DUMB AS FUCK

3. Again, never said that he's LITERALLY DEFEATING ARAMAKI 1on1, but that's far from needing to get saved by Yamato after his showing in 1051, you Penis.

Let's see your next cope because I'm having a decent bif of fun here :gokulaugh:
- Except for when that Nazi police officer makes it perfectly clear that he won't hesistate to murder you and thousands of your citizens

1. Cope. This chapter basically cements Yamato's role as Wano's Guardian and you're trying to tiptoe around it with headcanon
2. So explain to me why Oda couldn't just give her some random number like he always does. You're doing some crazy mental gymnastics to try to move around the fact that she's there to GUARD Wano
3. Then let me break it down for you: Momo and the Scabbards have absolutely no way of beating Aramaki without Yamato. It's that simple
 
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- Except for when that Nazi police officer makes it perfectly clear that he won't hesistate to murder you and thousands of your citizens

1. Cope. This chapter basically cements Yamato's role as Wano's Guardian and you're trying to tiptoe around it with headcanon
2. So explain to me why Oda couldn't just give her some random number like he always does. You're doing some crazy mental gymnastics to try to move around the fact that she's there to GUARD Wano
3. Then let me break it down for you: Momo and the Scabbards have absolutely no way of beating Aramaki without Yamato. It's that simple
1. Yamato as Wano's Guardian is a fiction made up and repeated by certain fans until they convinced themselves it's an actual thing. It occurs in one single panel in the manga, mentioned by Kaido, and then never brought up or hinted at again by anyone else. You need to realize this is headcanon and not an actual part of the story.

2. This is what I think will happen: Straw Hats + Yamato will leave Wano on the Sunny. Then we get a chapter where the regular crew's bounties are delivered. Yamato is going to have a big bounty that will be appropriate for her strength among the crew. If she suddenly gets a 1 billion bounty out of nowhere, it's going to look like an ass-pull. But if she bonks an admiral before leaving, declares herself a defender of the Straw Hats, and says she is Kaido's son, then it might be believeable.

3. You need to expand your imagination and realize there are infinitely many ways the story can proceed from here. Anything can happen. Shanks can show up and help Momo. Or Aramaki can strike a deal with him. Or Yamato runs back and gets the Straw Hats to leave Wano ASAP so Aramaki can fuck off. None of your weirdly specific and perverted scenarios are going to happen.
 
1. Yamato as Wano's Guardian is a fiction made up and repeated by certain fans until they convinced themselves it's an actual thing. It occurs in one single panel in the manga, mentioned by Kaido, and then never brought up or hinted at again by anyone else. You need to realize this is headcanon and not an actual part of the story.

2. This is what I think will happen: Straw Hats + Yamato will leave Wano on the Sunny. Then we get a chapter where the regular crew's bounties are delivered. Yamato is going to have a big bounty that will be appropriate for her strength among the crew. If she suddenly gets a 1 billion bounty out of nowhere, it's going to look like an ass-pull. But if she bonks an admiral before leaving, declares herself a defender of the Straw Hats, and says she is Kaido's son, then it might be believeable.

3. You need to expand your imagination and realize there are infinitely many ways the story can proceed from here. Anything can happen. Shanks can show up and help Momo. Or Aramaki can strike a deal with him. Or Yamato runs back and gets the Straw Hats to leave Wano ASAP so Aramaki can fuck off.
1. Yamato makes an entire speech this chapter about protecting Wano, but sure, it's just some fiction made up by fans
2. But getting big bounties out of nowhere is what always happens. Why would it be any different this time?
3. The fact that all three of those scenarios don't make a lick of sense proves my point. Shanks just said he was leaving Wano. Aramaki isn't someone who can be reasoned with. Yamato running away would let Aramaki fuck up Wano

None of your weirdly specific and perverted scenarios are going to happen.
You got a problem with rape jokes bruv?
 
Nah if Yamato joins I'm gonna talk about how her joining was poorly written

Let me break it down for you
>Yamato leaves Wano
>Wano is undefended
>Aramaki easily subjugates it
>The Celestial Dragons get a bunch of new slaves
The worst character freaking joining would be tama. She is useless ass cry baby. Always gets captured/apprehended by various enemies. If someone uses conquering kings haki she’s knocked out unconscious throughout rest of battle. Screw having children joining the crew it’s freaking stupid you’re putting the straw hats more in danger rather than doing what they want.
 
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Mr. Reloaded

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The worst character freaking joining would be tama. She is useless ass cry baby. Always get captured/apprehended by various enemies. If someone uses conquering kings haki she’s knocked out unconscious throughout rest of battle. Screw having children joining the crew it’s freaking stupid you’re putting the straw hats more in danger rather than doing what they want.
You really start questioning what went through Tama fans heads to write even half of the shit they were spewing :shame:
 
The worst character freaking joining would be tama. She is useless ass cry baby. Always gets captured/apprehended by various enemies. If someone uses conquering kings haki she’s knocked out unconscious throughout rest of battle. Screw having children joining the crew it’s freaking stupid you’re putting the straw hats more in danger rather than doing what they want.
And yet she'd be better than Yamato
 
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