These are all the characters who've had fakeout "deaths" in One Piece. If you think Kinemon is dead, you're smoking some good shit that I need to smoke with you
-Merry (Butler)
-Igaram
-Dorry
-Mr. 3
-Pell (twice, once by Robin, then by a fucking nuke)
-Bellamy (When Doflamingo "Killed" him in Jaya)
-Pagaya
-Gan Fall
-Kamakiri
-Braham
-Laki
-Enel
-Wyper
-Paulie
-Merry (boat, when thrown into the aqua laguna)
-Galley La
-Franky family
-Oimo
-Kashi
-Spandam
-Bentham
-Little Oars Jr. (like 3 fucking times)
-Sabo
-Brownbeard
-Vander Decken
-Law (When Doflamingo shot him)
-Moscato
-Pedro's first explosion
-Opera
-Pound
-Orochi
-Zeus
bonus, just because there was no way
-Zoro (when slashed by Mihawk)
-Usopp (when Nami "killed him")
-Luffy (Crocodile 1 & 2)
-Carue
I repeat, Kinemon is not dead.