Who did More to capture Garp?


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Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.

Not Shanks making me listen to Toxic by Brittney Spears (glad she's free, screw Hollywood/the Music Industry)
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"Poisonous Rat (Shanks Parody)"
(To the tune of “Poison”):

Your ratty disguise
Your lies full of flies
One wink could kill
My crew, your thrill


I wanna trust you, but you’re shady as hell (as hell)
I wanna fight you, but my senses tell me to bail
I wanna face you, but I smell a big rat (big rat)
I wanna crush you, but your breath is venomous poison


You’re poison running through the seas
You’re poison, making Yonko weak at the knees


Your smile, so fake
Your schemes, a mistake
Your plots, so bad
You’re worse than Buggy’s dad


I hear you laughing and it’s making me sick (so sick)
I wanna punch you just to see you twerk with a stick
Don’t wanna touch you, but your nonsense is deep (so deep)
I wanna kick you, but you’re crawling like a dirty rat weasel


You’re poison running through their veins
You’re poison, causing nothing but pain
Poison


One wink (one wink) could kill (could kill)
My brain, your thrill


I wanna trust you, but you’re just a big rat (a rat)
I wanna fight you, but you’re twerking for the Gorosei
I wanna stop you, but you dance like a fool (a fool)
I wanna hate you, but your Haki’s venomous poison


You’re poison running through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison (poison)


You poisoned Roger, Usopp’s mom, and Whitebeard (oh dear)
You’re sneaky like you’ve been hiding cheese for years
You made Big Mom fall, Kaido too
I wanna slap you, but you’re hiding all the clues


You’re poison, running through the world
You’re poison, watching everything curl
Poison


You got Green Bull to twerk for laughs (for laughs)
You made him shake it for the Gorosei, that’s whack
You took down Bart, crushed Kid too
I wanna end you, but your face is poison too


You’re poison, slithering like a snake
You’re poison, ruining my One Piece race
Poison (poison)


I wanna trust you, but you’re full of deceit (deceit)
I wanna punch you, but you run with ratty feet
I wanna crush you, but your plans are too mean (too mean)
I wanna beat you, but you’re verminous poison


Yeah!
Well, I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison (poison) no
Running deep inside their brains
Burning deep (poison) inside their dreams
Poison (poison)
You’re just a rat with evil schemes
Poison (poison)


Shanks smirks, his whiskers twitching as he scurries away into the shadows.
 
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@Paperchampion23 i can see shanks vs luffy happening due attacking luffy grand fleet , poison stuff .
Wonder the whole crew got split is part of shanks plan.

Luffy vs shanks is happening at elbaf arc. I don’t think shanks is tanky or fight like katakuri style, but more like kuro or cracker fight style . Shanks is all speed and strong AP , amd strong haki . So luffy need gear 5 and strong haki to defeat shanks.
Nah I dont think this is when this happens. Imo the Yonko and Akainu will fight after Elbaf over the right to LT. This way encounters like Blackbeard and Shanks still happen, among other things like Kuzan and Akainu, etc.

Thats not to say Akainu, Shanks and Blackbeard all lose here, I just think that a big war is coming as its been set up.

For now, I believe Elbaf is Burned Scar Man centric.
 
You're a Shanks fan
That's why you push this fight

Nobody wanna see a half serious battle where luffy will never be 100% angry at Shanks

Shanks falling to Luffy is another zkk for Shanks fan
It makes sense but we all know it's not happening

BB fans have their own zkk : BB as final villain
Shanks fans zkk : Shanks vs Luffy will be the last pirate fight, Shanks will lose to Luffy not BB
Nobody wants to hear you cry and cope about Shanks every week
Clowndule
 
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