"Well if I'm gonna be waiting around for 30 minutes, I've got nothing better to do. Best place to wait is right in front of Lisa Lisa's door. And if my eye just happens to wander near the keyhole...Niiiiice!"
You are Joseph Joestar!
[Passive - All The Smoke] - Joseph is an absolute hothead. He has zero qualms getting violent against even police officers at the slightest provocation. As such, at all times during the game, you must be aggressive. If someone votes or suspects you then you
cannot ignore them. You must reply back and huff and puff in anger.
[Passive - Thinking 5 Steps Ahead] - As a brilliant mastermind, Joseph is never surprised in battle. Perfectly capable of predicting his opponent's next move, he wins every battle through sheer wit. As such, Joseph has laid a multitude of traps throughout the game.
--- [Grenades] - Joseph is a British-American, born in London but living in the states. He knows full well that people here love burgers, especially one from Burger King. There are three grenades in the Burger King location. The first three players to visit that location will have different things happen to them depending on the order. Joseph will learn the names of those who activate his grenades.
- 1st Grenade: the first player to visit Burger King will be hit by this grenade. As a result, their first action of that cycle will be permanently destroyed for the game.
- 2nd Grenade: the second player to visit Burger King will stumble upon this grenade. That player's vote will be silenced for one cycle.
- 3rd Grenade: last but not least, the last grenade. No harm will happen to this player instead, Joseph will learn two active abilities that they possess.
--- [Strings of War] - Joseph may target a player of his choice to intricately set up a trap of strings, that is juiced up with the ripple, around them. The first player to visit them will be entangled into the ripple strings and subsequently have their passive abilities disabled for 1 cycle. Their action will also fail.
[Active - Your Next Line is Going to Be...] - Joseph's feat of perfectly guessing what someone will say next is some absolute remarkable stuff. During the night phase, he may activate this ability to guess what the lynch of the next day is going to be. If he guesses right, then he will receive the true voting tally at EoD.
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[Active - Joestar Family Secret Technique!] - Joseph is the creator of the Joestar Family
Secret Technique. Just how powerful is this technique you ask? It's utterly foolproof! Works every time! The secret is to simply...run away from all your dangers! Joseph may bring out the secret technique once per cycle and all negative actions that come his way will be dodged.
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[Active - Talented Hamon User] - Joseph was born with a rare talent in Hamon, likely inherited from his grandfather: Jonathan Joestar. As a natural-born destroyer, everything he touches will be upgraded to the next level. If he targets a player performing a role-block, it will be upgraded to a role-crush. Regular kills to super-kills. Regular protects to super-protects. Role-crush to a regular kill.
Old Joseph
As the game progresses, Joseph will age, going from his boisterous teenage self to a super buff old man. At some point in the game, you will trigger into your Stardust Crusaders form and gain brand new abilities. All of them are hidden at the start of the game.
[Active - Hermit Purple] - Joseph has unlocked his stand, Hermit Purple! It allows him to see into the secret depths of his enemies. During the day phase, Joseph may target a write-up of his choice to learn of one
[???] of his choice.
--- [Oh My God!!!] - Joseph may choose to scream OH MY GOD!!! in every single post for the remainder of the day phase. At the end of it, he will learn about all the
[???]'s.
--- [Image of the Future] - Hermit Purple grants Joseph the capability of seeing the future. It's how he always knows what his opponent will say next. Joseph may see into the future using Hermit Purple and subsequently be warned of any incoming danger. Each cycle, he may target a player and warn them of any incoming danger, they will evade the next harmful action targeting him that phase.
[Active - Holy Shit!!!] - During the day phase, Joseph may express his anger at the sudden death of a specific townie by shouting HOLY SHIT!!! in each post for one full day. These can take one of the two effects. At the end of the phase, he will receive the exact results of the killer of that chosen player or he may learn the full role of a
[Cleaned] role. He can only pick one.
[Active - Son of a bitch!] - Joseph has quite the foul mouth, not hesitating to call someone else a son of a bitch if he feels like it. During the night phase, he may target a player that he'll have to tag in every post and call them a son of a bitch(something like @xyz son of a bitch would work. No need to flat out say "you are a sob"). If he completes this by the end of the phase, he will receive
[Innocent] or
[Guilty] results on them. These results WILL NOT be tampered with.
Wincon - Eliminate all threats to Town.