Fanclub Temple of The Grandmaster Zoro
- Thread starter Guan Yu
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- Tags #zoro bodies your fave #zoro is unparalleled in all existence 110 cm all hail peroroncino carrot better than moss head chopper solos cruzeiro cruzeiro cryyyys hi rej kings titties > zoros nik belongs in an asylum pero a bitch pero why did you betray us weakling what happened to the good tags? why is zoro not the main character? woro carries mid piece zoro zoro > luffy zoro > your fav
A lot of Zori bros aren’t added either this is the hardest fan club to join the guy who created this thread has been inactive for years 
I defended Zoro…
I lost relationships over Zoro.
My mom said, “Who’s that green-haired man?” I said, “He’s him, Ma. HE’S HIM!”
MOM: Can you pass the salt, sweetie?
Me (suddenly furious):
You know who else passes salt with three swords?! ZORO. THREE. SWORDS. STYLE.
DAD:
This is the third dinner you brought up Zoro.
Me (snapping):
AND YET HE STILL AIN’T GOT A FULL-FLESHED FIGHT POST-TS!
I debated Sanji stans. I dissected fight panels like I was doing brain surgery.
I was THERE when people said Zoro wouldn't beat King.
I made three TikToks explaining Asura wasn’t a hallucination.
I cried when he said “Nothing happened.”
I screamed when he blocked Hakai.
I ascended when he said, “Tell him... I’ll be the King of Hell.”
And yet...
I saw the post: “Top Zoro fans of the community.”
My name wasn’t there.
You put @ZoroDiddy69?
The guy who said “Zoro wouldn’t cut Kaido if he didn’t use Enma?”
HE POSTED A MIHAWK MEME LAST WEEK!!
It’s a conspiracy. They gatekeep.
It’s all Enma propaganda.
You know what this is?
This… is the Grand Delusion Arc.
