whenever a boy is brought into this world with an abnormally small dick, they immediately become a zolo stan
when one of those same kids ends up shattering the record books for smallest dick, instead of winning a trophy or a medal, they become a 'trusted leaker' for One Piece
it's all part of a perfect balance where the lowest of the low who receive absolutely zero care or attention from the real world can instead get it by posting their twitter handle over a dialogue box and inserting their headcanon into spoiler summaries