1. When I dreamed about eating Jello that turns my hair grey.
2. When someone told me that it's "Peaky Blinders" and not "Pesky Blinders".
3. Amparezy's Resurrection.
4. When the platypus stopped controlling me.
5. When vending machines became the dominant race and I joined a secret military organization dedicated to destroying them.
6. When I graduated Jewnicorn Clown College 🤡 😆
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Thinking about when I was working in retail and a customer with two kids stopped paying attention to the children while I was ringing her up, and one of them flipped the cart (with the other kid still in it) into a row of displays next to the register, and I busted out laughing in front of them while both kids were crying their eyes out. I know what this story says about me, and I don’t care 🤣🤕
I was that little (jew d.) boy, that little baby boy was me! But now, after all this time, I have finally grown into the Dayman! I am here to fight the Nightman with karate and friendship for everyone, just don’t ask about the spiders and rape, hahaha! 🌞🌝🥋🫂🌎🌍🌏🕷
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