Jew D. Boy
I Can Go Lower From Shadynasty’s
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Tag Team Titty Boi? 
Today my Father give me a very good lesson or a quote.
He said this to me
"I know sometimes you have a hard time, but remember this.
𝓝𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱"
Here's the Faye tag Sir. 
How does it feel once you cross 30? Is it the official old man zone? (I still have a couple of years though) 
https://c.tenor.com/JX8jkW0WP-wAAAAd/cat-poke.gif
Lets hunts some T-rex, stop slacking 😝😈🦖
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ilC76tjxFg
That's what best friends are for 😂💔
OFFICIAL JEWNICORN PYRAMID SCHEMES INC. HIERARCHY ✡️🦄💹
1. ME, OWNER AND LEAD SINGER 🧿
2. @Melontonin, HEAD CASHIER EMERITUS 🧱
3. @Rhea, CSO (CHIEF SMOOTHIE OFFICER) 🔮
4. @Bango🍅, TRAINER TO THE STARS 🛡
5. @TheKnightOfTheSea, DEEP POCKET DUMMY 💸
6. @Fruitji / @MangoSenpai, GREASY GRUNTS 🧬
7. @Thururuzao, INTERN/FOOTREST 🪅
WANNA JOIN UP?? TOO FUCKING BAD, ENROLLMENT IS NOW CLOSED ❌⚠️🌀
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
To whom it may concern
Greetings
Hello JDB, it has come to my attention that phase 2 of Jewnicorn Mall Project (JMP) has started. The necessary funding derived from phase 1 is sitting in a vault in one of the banks you own. Shall I write a statement explaining how some random employee (@TheKnightOfTheSea) stole all the money while you enjoy it on your yacht? Thanks JDB.
I am many things - a son, a friend, a lover, a dentist, a talking bird, a shoe full of scorpions, a rotting block of cheese, a rubber glove floating in a pool of blood, a mighty stream of urine, a mocking whisper in the wind, a pair of jean shorts - but one thing I am NOT…is mentally sound 😵💫🧿🥴 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXZM5bxoccc
this song deserves to be on the official Jewnicorn Fitness soundtrack!
Booker Tuv
Annoying reminder : Leave the beer alone and dont miss your tomorrow morning workout with this song -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1NuCWfYeYc 
Yo that bud is over 9000 
I met with your archenemy..
Christian D. Man..
He was terrifying.. bible at hand..
I'm surprised the artist of your avi didn't use the oportunity to make her boobs swish across the surface
Year enacted: 1969 -
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