When I die, probably while driving a car off an airplane wing onto another airplane wing, I want you to keep Jewnicorn Fitness running. @Melontonin needs the work to channel her unceasing rage, @TheKnightOfTheSea needs to keep training so he can avoid L’s, and @BangMi will shrivel into a minuscule infant if he stops training poor saps. You are the only person I can trust to be as tyrannical and overbearing as I am 🥲😇
I will commit mass genocide against all berries now. I will pluck them one by one from the root, while all of their relatives are watching and fearing for their very lives. They will know only despair as they wait for their inevitable demise as I put them all in a basket together where they will sing their final prayers before I boil them alive and crush them all into a jam. And of course, ultimately eat them all.