1. When I dreamed about eating Jello that turns my hair grey.
2. When someone told me that it's "Peaky Blinders" and not "Pesky Blinders".
3. Amparezy's Resurrection.
4. When the platypus stopped controlling me.
5. When vending machines became the dominant race and I joined a secret military organization dedicated to destroying them.
6. When I graduated Jewnicorn Clown College 🤡 😆