TOS: 1966-69
Next Generation: 1987-94
Deep Space Nine: 1993-99
Voyager: 1995-2001
Enterprise: 2001-04
Discovery: 2017-present
Picard: 2020-23
Strange New Worlds: 2022-present
As per your request, this list does NOT include the following - the original Animated Series, the animated series Lower Decks, the children’s series Prodigy, and the web-exclusive Short Treks 🫡
If you join mitamono’s “mecha heart squad groupe..” I will consider it a betrayal of everything we stand for (the purchasing and reselling of organic hearts) and will permaban you from the premises of JDB Enterprises…whoops, wait…oh, sorry, sis! I thought this was Big Bang’s profile, please disregard 🫡🤑
Excuse me, miss?? I couldn’t help but notice that bag you’re dragging is leaving a substantial red stain on the ground…is that possibly full of pink cotton candy mix?? If so, you do know it’s illegal to hoard dangerous chemicals…which is NOT what you’re doing, so please have a nice day and leT ME HAVE SOME RIGHT NOW!!! 💸🍭💯
Very excited to announce that your current title has inspired Elon “Troll Toll” Musk and Grimes to name their next child 3-œ-2-&, your contribution to the culture can never be overstated 🤑🧿☢️
Shocking news out of Ohio today…Dinosaur Jones, creator of the inflatable T-rex costume and noted smoothie enthusiast, has floated off into space and will never return to this planet. While we mourn the loss of a true titan, Jewnicorn Fitness is offering a 35 percent discount on all DJ swag, including gloves, socks, dental retainers, monocles, and chain mail. RIP (?) to our friend and financial benefactor 🙏😿
*puts a coin into a big jar full of other coins, a big label on the jar says COTTON CANDY MACHINE FUND*
Yes…soon…VERY soon…unicorn colored spun sugar on demand…and the prophecy will almost be fulfilled…can it all be…so simple…
Someone said "Count your blessing not your problems." And it was like that words meaning a lot today since I had another accident that almost ****** me. You guys need to be grateful too if you still had any blessing even with so many problems in life.
Did you open a new Jewnicorn Fitness location in Ohio?? I know you’re undermining me again, and I don’t appreciate it…but I do RESPECT it and admire the hustle 🫡😤🤯
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