Break Week Sake and Meat

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#45
Greetings ladies and gentlemen. It is time for another nik87 feast!

Since you like the tales told by Kitetsu-dono so much, we gather once again around the table to discuss what eludes the untrained eye of OP fandom.

Today, I shall tell you why Luffy is the Big Mom of the new generation while Zoro is the new-gen Kaido.

One Piece fandom is not so rarely blind to the most obvious things, mainly because of their wishes that don't align with Oda's intentions.
It is incredible how much Luffy and Big Mom are alike just as Zoro and Kaido share many similarities.
Parallels are too many to count. Yet, I shall try and collect some to bring the point across.

Let's start with Kaido and Big Mom reconstructing a Zoro and Luffy scene which deserves more recognition:

Zoro and Kaido are on the left, Luffy and Big Mom on the right.
Their preference for the meal is also identical.
Luffy and Big Mom crave food while Zoro and Kaido crave drinks:

Now let's focus on each category separately:
1 - Food lovers.
2 - Drink lovers.

1a - Luffy and Big Mom are crazy about food, both eat enormous amounts of it and are known well for that trait.
Luffy prefers meat specifically while Big Mom mainly focuses on sweets, honorable mentions to Oshiruko.

1b - Both Luffy and Big Mom cant last long without their favorite food and starve pretty fast.
1c - Both have an uncontrollable craving for their favorite food.

2 - Kaido and Zoro just love some good booze!

Alright, we established that meal preference is identical between Luffy and Big Mom, both having uncontrollable cravings and going through enormous amounts of it. Meanwhile, Zoro and Kaido are glugging alcohol like no other.
Now, we will move on to more similarities between each of the 2 in the same food/drink category.

What does each of them represent?
1 - Luffy and Big Mom represent characters on the verge of being Looney Toons.
2 - Zoro and Kaido are personifications of the World's Strongest characters.

Luffy and Big Mom
1a - Luffy and Big Mom run like characters that are not from the world of One Piece:
1b - Both of them have ridiculous powers that can do almost anything. Both include fire and lightning powers.
1c - Both of them are growing into giants with their abilities.
1d - Both Luffy and Big Mom obtained DF powers accidentally without realizing they ate Devil Fruits, at a young age.
1e - Both are Jacks of all trades, masters of none.
1f - Both are the greatest names of their own era.
1g - Both are incompetent characters.

Zoro and Kaido
2a - Kaido and Zoro are the World's Strongest characters of two different generations.
2b - One of Zoro's signature moves Shishi Sonson resembles one of Kaido's signature moves Thunder Bagua, forward blitzing attacks, Ragnarok~ISDS.
2c - Both are hard to kill. Nothing managed to kill Kaido so far and it seems not even Grim Reaper himself will take Zoro's soul away.
2d - Both are characters of a few words. They let their actions speaks for themselves, instead of making empty promises.
2e - Both have an animalistic theme. Tiger and Dragon.
2f - While Kaido is known as the strongest among land, sea or air, Zoro also has defeated representatives of those 3 domains(Hody, Pica and Alber).
2g - Both Zoro and Kaido are indebted to Luffy and Big Mom.

1 - Until now, Big Mom was in possession of the most ridiculous ability and 2 chapters ago, Luffy has surpassed her by awakening into Joyboy's sun god Nika.
2 - Until now, Kaido was known as the strongest in this world without any being existing capable of beating him. Zoro is about to prove him wrong. Sword God>rest.


I leave you with a messaji that in no era until now was the greatest name also the strongest, it was always 2 different characters.
Pay attention to actual damaji and manage your expectations to avoid meltdowns. Kitetsu-dono signing out for now.
I do hope you enjoyed this read and let me know if you noticed these similarities before or not.
Your favorite Zoro wanker.


@kenedyfake @Topi Jerami @Sentinel @comrade @Admiral Lee Hung @Light D Lamperouge @SinOfGreed @KiriNigiri @Den_Den_Mushi @trav @Demongodzolo @Marimo_420 @MarimoHeado @Aknolagon @Cyrus the Cactus @Rivaille @Monet @Pantheos @Garp the Fist @Gol D. Roger @Afroking @ImmaIvanoM @MarineHQ62 @Luffy bin Dragon @Luffy is the mc @Rmstorm @Fenaker @yj @Fiji @playa4321 @Guan Yu @Ice devil slayer @Sword God Ryuma @Zenos7 @Akai2 @MasterD @Jew D. Boy @RayanOO @Haoshoku @Dark Hound @Camie @Thabeast @style @Queen @zorojurou @RyumaZoro @Gon’s Missing Arm @Yo Tan Wa @Orojackson Refugee @Sunita @IceWitch @ShadyOjiro @wordyworm @LolonoisZolo @Grumpy Zoro @HA001 @HAJIKATA @Dragomir @Natalija @Enma @Rukusho @Sade @Sadistic Senpai @stormylife @Geo @Reborn @BossYimz @Cinera @ShishioIsBack @Shishi @Nidai_Kitetsu @Mikail @mly90 @The White Crane @Gauntlet @LordWhis @Kuro Ashi @Jo_Ndule @sanjikun @Extravlad @Inflamed Haki @Buusatan94 @AL sama @Patryipe @Kiwipom @Owl Ki @Salah WG @stairs-kun @BOCCHI @EtenBoby @Fujishiro @Bogard @LadyVados @Punpun @Titty Croissant @Fleet Admiral Lee Hung @I'mTired @Gensui Sazid @Marco @Erkan12 @Blackbeard @Alpha @matt245 @God D usopp @Shanal @ConquistadoR @Jet Pistol @Captain Luffy @Brendan Schaub @park_min young @Daikenki @WesMidnight @Echizen_Jo_Ndule @serialwinnerv7 @Malick the last Light @Worona Woro @yorosenpai @Shinsekai @King of the world @ShadowStyle369 @Tyki_Mikk @Daikenki @HAJIKING @Seth @LadyVados @BornInAbyss @Fuckthis3 @ShiNoGekai @DoctorIndigo @hayze moya @Meeyori @Franosuke @wys @Lor D. Coast
Zoro wanking is an artform for this guy. :christindeed:

Sick content, tho. :christmwai:
 

nik87

Kitetsu Wanker
#46
Why are so many people discrediting this?
Because they know that Luffy is like Big Mom and they dont like it.
And because they cannot deny that both Kaido and Zoro are World's Strongest.
They dont like that either. Luffy resembling BM was in front of their eyes the whole time.
And they have seen her and Luffy's incompetence and don't want to admit it.
 
#57
Greetings ladies and gentlemen. It is time for another nik87 feast!

Since you like the tales told by Kitetsu-dono so much, we gather once again around the table to discuss what eludes the untrained eye of OP fandom.

Today, I shall tell you why Luffy is the Big Mom of the new generation while Zoro is the new-gen Kaido.

One Piece fandom is not so rarely blind to the most obvious things, mainly because of their wishes that don't align with Oda's intentions.
It is incredible how much Luffy and Big Mom are alike just as Zoro and Kaido share many similarities.
Parallels are too many to count. Yet, I shall try and collect some to bring the point across.

Let's start with Kaido and Big Mom reconstructing a Zoro and Luffy scene which deserves more recognition:

Zoro and Kaido are on the left, Luffy and Big Mom on the right.
Their preference for the meal is also identical.
Luffy and Big Mom crave food while Zoro and Kaido crave drinks:

Now let's focus on each category separately:
1 - Food lovers.
2 - Drink lovers.

1a - Luffy and Big Mom are crazy about food, both eat enormous amounts of it and are known well for that trait.
Luffy prefers meat specifically while Big Mom mainly focuses on sweets, honorable mentions to Oshiruko.

1b - Both Luffy and Big Mom cant last long without their favorite food and starve pretty fast.
1c - Both have an uncontrollable craving for their favorite food.

2 - Kaido and Zoro just love some good booze!

Alright, we established that meal preference is identical between Luffy and Big Mom, both having uncontrollable cravings and going through enormous amounts of it. Meanwhile, Zoro and Kaido are glugging alcohol like no other.
Now, we will move on to more similarities between each of the 2 in the same food/drink category.

What does each of them represent?
1 - Luffy and Big Mom represent characters on the verge of being Looney Toons.
2 - Zoro and Kaido are personifications of the World's Strongest characters.

Luffy and Big Mom
1a - Luffy and Big Mom run like characters that are not from the world of One Piece:
1b - Both of them have ridiculous powers that can do almost anything. Both include fire and lightning powers.
1c - Both of them are growing into giants with their abilities.
1d - Both Luffy and Big Mom obtained DF powers accidentally without realizing they ate Devil Fruits, at a young age.
1e - Both are Jacks of all trades, masters of none.
1f - Both are the greatest names of their own era.
1g - Both are incompetent characters.

Zoro and Kaido
2a - Kaido and Zoro are the World's Strongest characters of two different generations.
2b - One of Zoro's signature moves Shishi Sonson resembles one of Kaido's signature moves Thunder Bagua, forward blitzing attacks, Ragnarok~ISDS.
2c - Both are hard to kill. Nothing managed to kill Kaido so far and it seems not even Grim Reaper himself will take Zoro's soul away.
2d - Both are characters of a few words. They let their actions speaks for themselves, instead of making empty promises.
2e - Both have an animalistic theme. Tiger and Dragon.
2f - While Kaido is known as the strongest among land, sea or air, Zoro also has defeated representatives of those 3 domains(Hody, Pica and Alber).
2g - Both Zoro and Kaido are indebted to Luffy and Big Mom.

1 - Until now, Big Mom was in possession of the most ridiculous ability and 2 chapters ago, Luffy has surpassed her by awakening into Joyboy's sun god Nika.
2 - Until now, Kaido was known as the strongest in this world without any being existing capable of beating him. Zoro is about to prove him wrong. Sword God>rest.


I leave you with a messaji that in no era until now was the greatest name also the strongest, it was always 2 different characters.
Pay attention to actual damaji and manage your expectations to avoid meltdowns. Kitetsu-dono signing out for now.
I do hope you enjoyed this read and let me know if you noticed these similarities before or not.
Your favorite Zoro wanker.


@kenedyfake @Topi Jerami @Sentinel @comrade @Admiral Lee Hung @Light D Lamperouge @SinOfGreed @KiriNigiri @Den_Den_Mushi @trav @Demongodzolo @Marimo_420 @MarimoHeado @Aknolagon @Cyrus the Cactus @Rivaille @Monet @Pantheos @Garp the Fist @Gol D. Roger @Afroking @ImmaIvanoM @MarineHQ62 @Luffy bin Dragon @Luffy is the mc @Rmstorm @Fenaker @yj @Fiji @playa4321 @Guan Yu @Ice devil slayer @Sword God Ryuma @Zenos7 @Akai2 @MasterD @Jew D. Boy @RayanOO @Haoshoku @Dark Hound @Camie @Thabeast @style @Queen @zorojurou @RyumaZoro @Gon’s Missing Arm @Yo Tan Wa @Orojackson Refugee @Sunita @IceWitch @ShadyOjiro @wordyworm @LolonoisZolo @Grumpy Zoro @HA001 @HAJIKATA @Dragomir @Natalija @Enma @Rukusho @Sade @Sadistic Senpai @stormylife @Geo @Reborn @BossYimz @Cinera @ShishioIsBack @Shishi @Nidai_Kitetsu @Mikail @mly90 @The White Crane @Gauntlet @LordWhis @Kuro Ashi @Jo_Ndule @sanjikun @Extravlad @Inflamed Haki @Buusatan94 @AL sama @Patryipe @Kiwipom @Owl Ki @Salah WG @stairs-kun @BOCCHI @EtenBoby @Fujishiro @Bogard @LadyVados @Punpun @Titty Croissant @Fleet Admiral Lee Hung @I'mTired @Gensui Sazid @Marco @Erkan12 @Blackbeard @Alpha @matt245 @God D usopp @Shanal @ConquistadoR @Jet Pistol @Captain Luffy @Brendan Schaub @park_min young @Daikenki @WesMidnight @Echizen_Jo_Ndule @serialwinnerv7 @Malick the last Light @Worona Woro @yorosenpai @Shinsekai @King of the world @ShadowStyle369 @Tyki_Mikk @Daikenki @HAJIKING @Seth @LadyVados @BornInAbyss @Fuckthis3 @ShiNoGekai @DoctorIndigo @hayze moya @Meeyori @Franosuke @wys @Lor D. Coast
This thread summarizes a lot of similarities I've already noticed. About time someone took care of it, glad it was you Nik.
 
#58
the zolofaggots talking about meat and booze like its something unatural, trully the most retarded fanbase there is:suresure:
Oda in SBS, "If Zoro were to have a devil fruit, its Kaido's fruit
Oda in recent chapters, "Zoan fruits have their own will"
Not so hard to see whats Oda doing here.

Dont be mad. We acknowledge the parallels between Sanji and Ivankov 😂 😂
 
#59
People sincerely applauding this thread need to study something called falsifiability among many other principles of rational thinking.

Again, Nik is probably mocking everyone here, but I'm sure some users here are seriously buying it and it's hilariously sad.
 
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