Vinsmoke Sanji was strolling through the bustling streets of a new city when he saw a familiar figure in the distance. As he approached, he realized with horror that the figure was none other than a doppelganger of himself, complete with the same signature suit and blond hair.
But as Sanji got closer, he noticed a key difference: the doppelganger wasn't smoking. Instead, he was sucking on a lollipop, popping it in and out of his mouth with a loud smacking sound.
"Bonjour, mon ami," the doppelganger said in a nasally Brooklyn accent that was trying to sound French. "What's cookin'?"
Sanji was fuming at this mockery of himself. "Who the hell are you supposed to be?" he demanded.
The doppelganger grinned, revealing a lollipop stuck to his teeth. "I'm your twin from another dimension, mon frere!" he exclaimed. "Call me 'Sanjee'."
Sanji rolled his eyes. "This is ridiculous. You're just a bad imitation of me."
Sanjee shrugged. "I'm just here to spread some cheer, mon ami. And maybe a few bad puns." He pulled out a notebook filled with terrible puns and began reciting them with enthusiasm.
Sanji was furious. He didn't appreciate this doppelganger making a mockery of his style and mannerisms. "Listen here, you lollipop-sucking, pun-spewing impostor," he growled. "I won't stand for this. You're nothing like me."
Sanjee just grinned and shrugged. "Can't we all just get along, mon ami?"
Sanji had had enough. He turned on his heel and walked away, muttering under his breath about the ridiculousness of it all.
But as he continued through the city, he couldn't shake the memory of the doppelganger.
He didn't like the way this "Sanjee" had imitated him, but at the same time, he couldn't help but find the whole situation absurdly funny. Perhaps, he thought, he could use a little bit of humor in his life.
And so, for the rest of the day, Sanji found himself making terrible puns and sucking on a lollipop, much to the confusion of his crewmates. But he couldn't help but smile as he thought of the strange encounter with his doppelganger, and the laughter it had brought him.