Santoryu Zoro > Dragon Kaido is only worth this much?
My Zoro wank essays are only worth this much?
My entire repository of Zoro vs Kaido essays are only worth this much?
My ZKK Library is only worth this much?
- A look at Inherited Will in the Land of Wano
- An analysis of the Oden's will to slay Kaido and open Wano's borders, passed on to his Scabbards and to Roronoa Zoro through Enma.
- The Second Advent
- "Sword God" Shimotsuki Ryuma, Shimotsuki Zoro, and Dragon Slaying
- An Unorthodox Saviour
- Zoro's role in Wano, his interactions with Wano characters, and his role as a "hero".
- Death is What Completes a Person
- An analysis Kaido's fascination with death and his desire to die at the hands of the Samurai who carries Oden's mantle
- The Case Against
- An analysis of the most persuasive arguments against ZKK
- The Gospel According to ZKK
- A synthesis of the previous four essays and my conclusions on the topic after thorough investigation.
- The Grand Library of ZKK
Place me on a tier of my own as "God of the Blade". Anything else is an insult.
But this is not even your greatest sin. No, this is:
I have been wanking Zoro across all of fandom since the hey days of Orojackson, tirelessly creating only the most divine and exquisite of wank. I refined my wank and continuously evolved surpassing myself and transcending to new levels of wank. Starting out as S1R_L, I climbed the ladder of wank across many dupes before reaching my final form as "Cinera".
Even then I did not stop, I continued to climb even higher, evolve even further to culminate in "Prime Cinera". The collapse of OJ and the scattering of the brethren across the vast interwebs could only temporarily kill my wank, for "Cinera" was reborn once more.
Yet again I began climbing the ladder, reaching new levels and domains once more. Though I took my breaks, I continued relentlessly evolving and transcending to even higher domains.
With Onigashima, the Rooftop Battle and the gospel of ZKK, I left behind the wank of humans, traversing the realms between wank and stepping into an even higher domain.
@Zowo,
@Blother:
@Admiral Lee Hung: I lay the blame at your feet for the scrubs forgetting my transcendent wank.